Ironies in the life of Singaporeans
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1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans
9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain
14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More -
so u think this applies to singaporeans only?
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The biggest ironies is that the government thinks younger Singaporeans will live longer in the long run considering that younger singaporeans grow up
living in built-up environment, breathe in dirty air, never farm their whole life, sits in front of computer whole day, smoke, drink alcohol, eat fast food, eat chemicals...lol i wont be surprised if life expectancy will drop in 10-20 years time. -
Ironies exist because they are just 2 sides of the same coin called Life......
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And some people.. like to have the air-conditioning turned down to 18°C and then use a thick quilt......
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finally a decent thread by ah lau. good job!
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got farm.... only gold farm on Wow or farm creeps in Dota...Originally posted by HyuugaNeji:never farm their whole life, sits in front of computer whole day. -
Some of them i don't know if they are born stupid or their intellect is just 1% out of 100%....they can't maintain 1 lane when driving on the roads...it must be in the centre (clearly drunk but trying hard to maintain the composure)....or off-course (obviously drunk and not even trying)....
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so true so true
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nono..Originally posted by HyuugaNeji:The biggest ironies is that the government thinks younger Singaporeans will live longer in the long run considering that younger singaporeans grow up
living in built-up environment, breathe in dirty air, never farm their whole life, sits in front of computer whole day, smoke, drink alcohol, eat fast food, eat chemicals...lol i wont be surprised if life expectancy will drop in 10-20 years time.
biggest irony is the govt even think that the younger generation gonna stay in singapore. -
hmmm ok ok...
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ya.. so how?