very funny
1. Snow White ate the poisonous apple and went into coma.
2. The prince saved Snow White and they fell in love.
3. And so they lived happily ever after.
4. "Can you explain to me why our child is so small?" "Uhh...."
1. Sleeping Beauty was cursed to be asleep for a hundred years.
2. And for a hundred years later, a brave prince broke through the castle defence.
3. And came before Sleeping Beauty. "How beautiful is she, a kiss to wake her up."
4. "And in case she does not love me, I'll f
uck her first." "F
uck."
1. "Kong Ming, I want 1000 arrows in 3 days, and I'll call you granpa." "No problem."
2. 3 Days Later.. "Chio gers are here!!"
3. "Chiong arrr!!" "Really!?" "Haven't had sex for so long!!"
4. "WTFBBQ!! WHY SO FUGLY!?" "SHOOT THEM TO DEATH!!"
1. As we all know, pregnant ladies taking pearl powder will cause their babies to have fair skin.
2. A fair child is shown.
3. A fair child in the arms of black parents.
4. "Like I told you many times, I ate pearl powder." "Who you kidding!?" T_T