Rules guys wished girls knew
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If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.
Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 5 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
No, it does not matter which quiz.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it is genetic.
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.
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I swear i've seen this somewhere.
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say, after reading all this long passage thingy i only can conclude one thing.
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B0ring... SOrry ya!
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IMO short and long hair both very nice la
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agree! Just one thing to add:
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get a gf n u will understand.Originally posted by dominopieces:say, after reading all this long passage thingy i only can conclude one thing.
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B0ring... SOrry ya!
i dont understand a thing!
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Don't think u can pass everything off as PMS!
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Originally posted by Pitot:Don't think u can pass everything off as PMS!
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110% agreed !
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funny..
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Pls dun make fun of PMS.. everytime guys say they serve NS.. girls will say PMS and tt lot is their NS.. so we muz respect wor..
Ok.. i duno wat i'm toking abt..
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gacky, pls dun act first time lar
mahjong not two people play one -
like tt end game faster mah.. no?Originally posted by laurence82:gacky, pls dun act first time lar
mahjong not two people play one 
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gd stuff.....should make this into a manual for wifes and gfs......
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This topic would have been a resounding success if not for the fact that short hair >>>>>>>>>>>> long hair
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truee...
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if u agree to all that, u'll find urself with NO gfOriginally posted by monoslayer:get a gf n u will understand. 
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you can agree and still get a gf.Originally posted by tare:if u agree to all that, u'll find urself with NO gf
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50 things girls wished guys knew.
1.You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2. It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3.Girls like sex just as much as guys... if not more.
4. Not all girls masturbate... we just don't and no we are not lying.
5. We hate porn.
6. Hmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummm
7. Girls need food, water and compliments to survive.
8. We think about you all the time.
9. Being able to make us laugh is so much more impressive than how much you can bench-press.
10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regualr basis.
11. Hold our hand.
12. No backseat drivers...NONE
13. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14. We are not your all night resteraunt
15. Anything we say or do during that 5 days durning the month can't be held against us.
16. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thouroughly impressed. (especially if it's a stick)
17. Under no circumstances will we have a threesome
18. You look hot in all hooded articles of clothing
19. If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20. Having us over while you and your friends play video games is not considered "quality time"
21. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis, does not mean we are high maintanence.
22. Never comment on how much a girl eats... ever.
23. Keep in mind, we with-hold sex when we're mad at you... so you might wanna get around to apologizing.
24. You can't force us to like sports... especially those associated with the WWE.
25. We're typically smarter than you, so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you!
27. The ability to play guitar will help you get laid.
28. We're sorry... Brad Pitt IS hot... Get over it!!!
29. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forhead, and cooking dinner for us, will get you everywhere.
30. Just because we're in a serious relationship, doesn't mena we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!
31. If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32. Anything you say or do to another girl, that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33. If we can admit that we're wrong, you're expected to do the same.
34. The exuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appriciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35. On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys, lots of em.
36. Think before you speak... it makes a world of difference.
37. Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it, we're creatures of mystery.
38. Make fun of our clothes... prepare to die
39. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer every once in awhile.
40. Being able to keep a conversation going over the phone is a very important skill
41. The "little things" in a relationship, are really the biggest.
42. Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
43. Don't screw us over...especially if we have and older brother or any protectice guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
44. If you're gunna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you doing it.
45. Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benifets, etc.
46. No girl just want to be your "friends with benefits".
47. We're sensitive too, be gentle(and we're not talking about our hearts guys).
48. One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
49. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends
50. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be... that is unless we hurt oursleves! -
better check no 26
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lol they are all pretty funny
i have to take some of them into account
i also think both sides need compromising to some point that only them both can agree on
and on yes i noticed that too...check no. 26
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10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regualr basis
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your taste...Originally posted by ghast.:10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regualr basis
nah. i think it's sexy
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