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We do not have to breed pure species of ferrets. I suggest we give Number 11 the duty of mating with Number 24. Then we'll have the ultimate ammo for our Elephartilleries.Originally posted by gigabyte14:sounds good fellow recruit.
but where's our male ferret?
Slimy, scaly and furry Ferrishes. -
u think too much.Originally posted by Keii:And if my geographical knowledge serves my memory well enough. I recall, if ferrets have a partner, they can reproduce at a very very alarming rate. We don't need a base for them, they'll live in trees. We shall assign them with posts and duties. Like harvesting for food. Cleaning our robes and undies. Guarding our posts. And spying/scouting/espionage purposes.
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Ferret, if 1 day i really died on the battlefield with arrows piercing through my heart. will u miss me?
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i am a skunk i am a SKUNK!Originally posted by JasonC:*looks on as 300th SE (Sparta ElePHARTillery) takes up positions*
theres been some mistake ! -
i hate fish !Originally posted by Keii:We do not have to breed pure species of ferrets. I suggest we give Number 11 the duty of mating with Number 24. Then we'll have the ultimate ammo for our Elephartilleries.
Slimy, scaly and furry Ferrishes.
pah ! -
Aim the Elephartilleries in the northern direction. Scouts have reported that an army of clones are heading this way. They will be reaching in two days. Prepare to fire tomorrow morning. Our Elephartilleries have a range of 200KM. Talk about exhaust fumes.Originally posted by gigabyte14:yessir!
permission to get some rest before firing
but fire at who?
stomp?
Oh, and a reminder. Number 24, please give all our men gas masks. Tomorrow will be a very... uh... smelly situation. -
Originally posted by Ferret:i am a skunk i am a SKUNK!
theres been some mistake !
even better: dual purpose, chemical-conventional rounds! -
I'd miss the good quality porn u send meOriginally posted by Gordonator:Ferret, if 1 day i really died on the battle with arrows piercing through my heart. will u miss me?
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Resign to your fate. This is your destiny. To start a whole new race of Ferrishes.Originally posted by Ferret:i hate fish !
pah !
Fishes with legs, fur and a ferret nose. -
Affirmative.Originally posted by JasonC: even better: dual purpose, chemical-conventional rounds! -
get away from me !Originally posted by Keii:Aim the Elephartilleries in the northern direction. Scouts have reported that an army of clones are heading this way. They will be reaching in two days. Prepare to fire tomorrow morning. Our Elephartilleries have a range of 200KM. Talk about exhaust fumes.
Oh, and a reminder. Number 24, please give all our men gas masks. Tomorrow will be a very... uh... smelly situation. -
*brings a detachment out to establish rebro site*Originally posted by Keii:Aim the Elephartilleries in the northern direction. Scouts have reported that an army of clones are heading this way. They will be reaching in two days. Prepare to fire tomorrow morning. Our Elephartilleries have a range of 200KM. Talk about exhaust fumes.
Oh, and a reminder. Number 24, please give all our men gas masks. Tomorrow will be a very... uh... smelly situation. -
get away from me !Originally posted by JasonC: even better: dual purpose, chemical-conventional rounds! -
Originally posted by Keii:We do not have to breed pure species of ferrets. I suggest we give Number 11 the duty of mating with Number 24. Then we'll have the ultimate ammo for our Elephartilleries.
Slimy, scaly and furry Ferrishes.
a good choice of ammunition, recruit 27!
we attack at morning!
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Aghast! How can Gordie keep such commodities away from fellow Spartans!?Originally posted by Ferret:I'd miss the good quality porn u send me
Coup! Rebel! We cannot live under the rule of a liar!
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i hate fish !Originally posted by Keii:Resign to your fate. This is your destiny. To start a whole new race of Ferrishes.
Fishes with legs, fur and a ferret nose.
yucks yucks yucks !
get away from me !
i do not fornicate with fish ! -
Number 24, you shall oversee the firing, you shall see your kind, finally being able to fly. (At least for 200 kilometers.)
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i go sleep
u guys..urm, keep ur fetishes away from forums pls
we got underaged kids here
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get away from me u filthy slime !Originally posted by JasonC:*brings a detachment out to establish rebro site* -
*salutes*Originally posted by laurence82:i go sleep
u guys..urm, keep ur fetishes away from forums pls
we got underaged kids here
Yes sir! Bananaboy sir! -
Originally posted by Ferret:get away from me u filthy slime !
i am very far away what! -
Originally posted by Keii:Aghast! How can Gordie keep such commodities away from fellow Spartans!?
Coup! Rebel! We cannot live under the rule of a liar! -
Elephartilleries, my newest and deadliest invention thus far, is in place and ready to go. Please do not fail us.
If need be, I shall reveal two new inventions. Weapons to slow down the advance of the clone army, while hopefully cutting down their numbers.
Rest well men. Recruit number 27 will retire for the night!
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recruit 18 falling out for the night!
someone help me guard against clones
next shift pls -
*radios hq*
oi can recall rebro or not?