15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN Can't agree more!! Sorry guys
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hahaha...some phrases will sure put a smile on ur
face
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up
there.
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too
little to be out alone.
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they
never mature anyway.
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourself
types.
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. Even in
Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested
in, tell him cheque
books .
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that
you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal! -
not funny leh.........
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cb, u wasted my time reading knn.
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what jiang ziya always say?
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laughing at the reaction of the people who posted.
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
i like this~
the opportunity to make some woman miserable. -
I thought its woman make men miserable.
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i knew u will be here since this is a topic regarding women and i have guessed your comments will be something anti-guys...i was spot on!!!...hi brownie jie jie how have u been...Originally posted by browniebaobao:i like this~ 
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amen
woman are the source of all trouble and problem -
yea including BBB
and we guys are just looking for trouble... -
bo funnie la.
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harlowOriginally posted by kengkia:i knew u will be here since this is a topic regarding women and i have guessed your comments will be something anti-guys...i was spot on!!!...hi brownie jie jie how have u been...
tmd simi i anti-guy?
i no good la.. dun come provoke me, i will bite! -
PM kum lan one ar?
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aiya.... relax la...Originally posted by browniebaobao:harlow
tmd simi i anti-guy?
i no good la.. dun come provoke me, i will bite! ...cute eh u.....how have u been?...good? -
oh isit?Originally posted by kengkia:yea including BBB and we guys are just looking for trouble...
then how do u explain this?
still wana be frens with me?
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nah...i revoke what i say just now xing le ba....happy...
tkss thread leh tis one still so serious -
gong simi?Originally posted by kengkia:nah...i revoke what i say just now xing le ba....happy... tkss thread leh tis one still so serious -
Ah lau, come add me in MSN
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tkss=talk cock sing song....revoke=taking back someting said....get it???Originally posted by browniebaobao:gong simi? -
oh..Originally posted by kengkia:tkss=talk cock sing song....revoke=taking back someting said....get it???
i only dun understand what is 'tkss' mah, tot u were saying 'thanks thread'..
anyway, i warned you liao. -
okay....dong liao la....ke yi wo shou jiang he mah??Originally posted by browniebaobao:oh..
i only dun understand what is 'tkss' mah, tot u were saying 'thanks thread'..
anyway, i warned you liao. -
soli hor, my hand dun anyhow let guy touch wan.Originally posted by kengkia:okay....dong liao la....ke yi wo shou jiang he mah?? -
Hanor hanor.Originally posted by browniebaobao:soli hor, my hand dun anyhow let guy touch wan.
onli mi can touch bbb's hand!
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I think it's quite funny. Thanks ah lau.