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• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 20:24

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  Udon in Playboy Mansion.

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  fug off udon

  these two are erm...not suitable for little children.
  
  so nope. i wont tell these two.
  
  sorry~
• laurence82

  2 Apr 07, 20:25

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  these two are erm...not suitable for little children.
  
  so nope. i wont tell these two.
  
  sorry~

  go and die lar
  
  
• TrixCereals

  2 Apr 07, 20:26

  next story: the udon noodle
• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 20:39

  Originally posted by allentyb:

  7

  so many
  
  ok. once upon there was a pretty girl by the name of snow white.
  actually, she wasnt pretty. she just wanted to think she was.
  
  but one day. her parents got sick n tired of seeing her ugly face.
  so they sent her into the woods
  and locked her up in a cage in the woods
  and drugged her so that she wouldnt wake up
  
  anyways, there were 7 dwarfies who ALSO lived in teh woods.
  they were, 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7.
  they were all siamese twins except 7.
  anyways, they broke the cage.
  figured that snow white suffered from drug overdose and had died.
  
  so they buried her
  
  the end~
• <Precious>

  2 Apr 07, 20:42

  I want "The Seduction of Little Lucy".......... bcoz I hope to have a wet dream!
• Pitot

  2 Apr 07, 20:43

  wah lao eh, u all one by one bully udon. sobs!
• TooFree

  2 Apr 07, 20:49

  erm.. how abt beauty & the beast story?
• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 20:50

  Originally posted by TehJarVu:

  8pm sleep ge pi

  once upon a time
  there was a man by the name of si noopi
  
  he said to sweet cute hamsum udon "8pm sleep ge pi"
  and noopi fell in lub with udon
  because udon was soooo hamsum
  and they married.
  cos udon couldnt bear to see noopi chasing after him every day n night and afterloon and tea time
  
  
  
  si noopi
  
• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 20:52

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  

  once upon a time
  
  there was girl called pitot
  
  who always like to roll her eyes
  
  when her mommy said 'time to wake up n go to school!'
  she would roll her eyes
  when the teacher said 'pitot girl, where is your homework??'
  she would roll her eyes
  
  one fine day, she was walking to meet someone
  on the way the phone rang
  she rolled her eyes
  and they stayed up
  forever and ever~
  
  the end~
• allentyb

  2 Apr 07, 20:53

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  so many
  
  ok. once upon there was a pretty girl by the name of snow white.
  actually, she wasnt pretty. she just wanted to think she was.
  
  but one day. her parents got sick n tired of seeing her ugly face.
  so they sent her into the woods
  and locked her up in a cage in the woods
  and drugged her so that she wouldnt wake up
  
  anyways, there were 7 dwarfies who ALSO lived in teh woods.
  they were, 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7.
  they were all siamese twins except 7.
  anyways, they broke the cage.
  figured that snow white suffered from drug overdose and had died.
  
  so they buried her
  
  the end~

  
• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 20:54

  Originally posted by TooFree:

  erm.. how abt beauty & the beast story?

  once upon a time
  
  there was a pretty boy named beauty
  and a hamsum boy named udon who was nicknamed beast
  
  they had a wonderful time together having tea out in the backyard in the summer
  and spent their winters in front of the fireplace telling each other stories.
  
  but due to global warming, there was soon no more winter
  
  and so they both died because they were sooo sad
  
• MooKu

  2 Apr 07, 21:01

  
  
  this thread is hilarious!
• TooFree

  2 Apr 07, 21:03

  Ok. very imaginative.
• udontknowme

  2 Apr 07, 21:05

  Originally posted by :

  I want "The Seduction of Little Lucy".......... bcoz I hope to have a wet dream!

  your one have to post in bar
  
  please see first post in page 2
  
  thank you
• Ito_^

  2 Apr 07, 21:15

  Udon Goes to Geylang.
• fairlady_xoxo

  2 Apr 07, 21:30

  Udon visits fairlady =)
• LinYu

  2 Apr 07, 22:06

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  
  
  this thread is hilarious!

  once upon a time in the la la land, live a girl name cow cow.
  cow cow had an uncle name bear bear.
  as bear bear had a friend named linyu
  cow cow had to call linyu auntie.
  
  the end
  
• udontknowme

  3 Apr 07, 01:01

  Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:

  Udon visits fairlady =)

  once upon a time
  there was a beautiful young lady named fairlady
  everyone in the world loved her a lot
  esp this man named udon
  udon was fairlady's ah gong's enemy
  however, since the men in that psycho family could not take care of the family, udon decided that he would bring fairlady up himself
  however....udon was in pluto while fairlady was in singapore
  
  so one day, udon robbed a bank
  and had enough money to buy a plane ticket to singapore!!!
  and so udon went to singapore, and visited fairlady.
  cooked wonderful food for her and...blah blah blah.....
  and soon, they got married
  even though the si ah gong and dad didnt approve
  
  the end...
  
• hisoka

  3 Apr 07, 01:09

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  once upon a time
  there was a beautiful young lady named fairlady
  everyone in the world loved her a lot
  esp this man named udon
  udon was fairlady's ah gong's enemy
  however, since the men in that psycho family could not take care of the family, udon decided that he would bring fairlady up himself
  however....udon was in pluto while fairlady was in singapore
  
  so one day, udon robbed a bank
  and had enough money to buy a plane ticket to singapore!!!
  and so udon went to singapore, and visited fairlady.
  cooked wonderful food for her and...blah blah blah.....
  and soon, they got married
  even though the si ah gong and dad didnt approve
  
  the end...
  

  pedophile
  
  hmmz i want "udon and the story telling thread"
• udontknowme

  3 Apr 07, 05:37

  Originally posted by TrixCereals:

  next story: the udon noodle

  sorry. didnt see this one earlier on...
  
  once upon a time
  long long ago
  
  there was a bowl
  in the bowl was a udon noodle
  just one
  nice and thick and white and fat
  
  one day, a family was eating udon noodleS
  but the little boy in the family didnt like them at all
  so he put super glue in his bowl so he wouldnt have to eat them
  however, only one got stuck
  
  and so...that ONE udon noodle lived forever on that bowl...
  
  the end~
• udontknowme

  3 Apr 07, 05:40

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  pedophile
  
  hmmz i want "udon and the story telling thread"

  im not
  forgot to add in the story.
  udon took a magic pill that made him younger. and even MORE hamsum
  
  anyways, for your story..either
  1) read the thread when im done
  
  2) it'll go like this:
  once upon a time, in pluto, lived an alien named udon
  he was bored
  and was trying to stay awake
  so he started a thread asking for story titles
  and wrote rubbishy storied to keep himself awake
  
  the end
• carpe diem jur

  9 Apr 07, 12:44

  
  
  cannot sleep liao.
  
  more stories more stories!! more more more!!
• meltz

  9 Apr 07, 12:45

  sleeping beauty and the ninty nine drawft
• ^tamago^

  18 Apr 07, 01:41

  wah lao~
• laurence82

  18 Apr 07, 08:59

  -_-
  
  anyone wants fug udon off story?