Application To Date Gackt & Jur's Daughter -- Fairlady!
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Please fill out entirely.
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________
2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?
Yes____ No_______
If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: ___________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____
A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____
WATERBED? _____
MOTORCYCLE? _____
TATOO? ____
COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___
(IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
12. What church do you attend? ________________ How often do you attend? ____/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? ____________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________
C. A women's place is in the __________________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________
16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? _________ Which one? ____________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
_____________________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
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very free leh, can type out all that nonsense
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for my nu er happiness mah.Originally posted by hisoka:very free leh, can type out all that nonsense
mi gg home liao.
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i almost choked on my siew mai when nu er mentioned hisoka.
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I think change to someone else ba...you make a suggestion...Originally posted by Gackt247:i almost choked on my siew mai when nu er mentioned hisoka. -
You are the one who's going marry him, not your daddy.
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By the looks of the application...it seems inevitable that it will come down to parental approval...
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Then elope.
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huh? whhy mention me?Originally posted by Gackt247:i almost choked on my siew mai when nu er mentioned hisoka. -
must get whole parental approval, before sending it to the board of directors, ie, me and ah ma
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I'm gonna leave it up to the adults...meanwhile... ah gong can get ready to edit family tree le =)
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after that need to send to auditor office for auditOriginally posted by laurence82:must get whole parental approval, before sending it to the board of directors, ie, me and ah ma
then send to ROC to be filed
finally to Inland revenue to be taxed -
the bucks stops here
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Plus one.
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hahahaahar!! early morning mi received this pm. so cute.....
this secret admirer of Fairlady wants mi to ensure confidentiality, so i'll not tell who sent this.
1. NAME:_LIU DE HUA ANDY_ DATE OF BIRTH: _27/11/1961_
2. HEIGHT:_174_ WEIGHT: _64_IQ: _131_GPA: _3.64_
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: _N/A_DRIVERS LICENSE #: _N/A_
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_MASTER CHIEF_
5. HOME ADDRESS: _CONFIDENTIAL_CITY: _HONG KONG_ ZIP: _CONFIDENTIAL_
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?
Yes
If NO, explain: _N/A_
7. Number of years parents married: _34_
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? _No, but my agent does_
A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? _No_
WATERBED? _Many_
MOTORCYCLE? _Many_
TATOO? _Yes_
COLOR ALTERED HAIR? _Depends on my stylist_
(IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _Power, ability and respect_
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? _A TVB drama_
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _An excuse for the reporters_
12. What church do you attend? _None_ How often do you attend? _N/A_
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? _Never_
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _Face_
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _Facial bones_
C. A women's place is in the _warzone, bedroom or gambling den_
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _what I notice when I first meet a girl_
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _her fame and movie appearances_ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _Hmm._
16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? _No_ Which one? _None_
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
Signature (That means sign your name)
ps: please ensure confidentiality. thanks! -
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u die le.. if it's Andy Liu De Hua.. bbb will come n kill u.Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo: -
? who's bbb? i don't even know what's going on...btw i just woke up =xOriginally posted by Gackt247:u die le.. if it's Andy Liu De Hua.. bbb will come n kill u. -
eh? what happened to ito?
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since when was he in the picture..Originally posted by Rejected:eh? what happened to ito? -
browniebaobao.. andy lau ish her supposed lao gong.Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:? who's bbb? i don't even know what's going on...btw i just woke up =x -
oh....scandalous leh ah gong LOl =xOriginally posted by Gackt247:browniebaobao.. andy lau ish her supposed lao gong.