25 Signs U've Grown Up.
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
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I havent grown up leh.. how?
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nvm la. u'r not alone.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:I havent grown up leh.. how? -
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2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
can you explain that -
clone will not grow up the meh?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:nvm la. u'r not alone. -
its an american lingo... for single beds...Originally posted by Eric Cartman:can you explain that
so meaning.. when u r grown up.. u would already be sleeping and having a queen or kings size bed.. -
I was grown up when i was 10!?!
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so a twin bed is a single user bed?Originally posted by mhcampboy:its an american lingo... for single beds...
so meaning.. when u r grown up.. u would already be sleeping and having a queen or kings size bed.. -
damn.. i resemble those 25 thingies
oh yeah.. i'm already old and decrepit -
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh %^@^ what the hell happened?"
I don't know whether i should congratulate friends who r still single or not -
oh no..
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yaa.. basically...it means.. two single beds..Originally posted by Eric Cartman:so a twin bed is a single user bed?
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dun bullsh!t mi.Originally posted by finoq:I was grown up when i was 10!?! 
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i am well over grown UP...and now is steadily dying Down
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Well....i'm obviously nt grown up enough to be grown up....damn....
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i feel so young
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where did you find all those information?
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i dont ever wanna grow up~~~
i wanna be a little kid forever...
i wish...
actually, i just wanna be a baby... -
i haven't grown up....still xiao di di....
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i like the last one
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