A french guy visiting an Aussie station :
They are walking when the french ask the farmer what are those animals in front of them.
The aussie farmer : What a question ! They are the best Australian cows !
The french : You are joking ! Ours in France are twice bigger !
A few minutes later the french ask again : What are those now ?
The aussie farmer : They are the best sheep you will see around here !
The french : You are joking ! ours in France are twice bigger !
Then suddenly the french see a kangaroo hopping around and ask : Hey what's this ??
Tha aussie farmer : Oh nothing ! just a grasshopper !