Santa's got a little attitude...

• eg6stanley

  11 Dec 06, 18:35

  Deer Santa,
  I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
  Yer Friend, Billy
  
  Dear Billy,
  Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa
  
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  Dear Santa,
  I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
  Love, Sarah
  
  Dear Sarah,
  Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
  Santa
  
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  Dear Santa,
  I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
  Love, Teddy
  
  Dear Teddy,
  Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
  Santa
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  Dear Santa,
  I want a new bike, a Playstation 3, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
  Love, Francis
  
  Dear Francis,
  Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
  Santa
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  Dear Santa,
  I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
  Love, Susan
  
  Dear Susan,
  Milk gives me the s**ts and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
  Santa
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  Dear Santa,
  What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
  Your friend, Thomas
  
  Dear Thomas,
  All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
  Santa
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  Dear Santa,
  Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
  Love, Jessica
  
  Dear Jessica,
  Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
  Santa
  
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  Dear Santa,
  I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
  Love, Timmy
  
  Dear Timmy,
  That whiney begging s**t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
  Santa
  
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  Dearest Santa,
  We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
  Love, Marky
  
  Dear Mark,
  First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
  Sweet dreams, Santa
• used

  11 Dec 06, 18:38

  
• LinYu

  11 Dec 06, 18:39

  
• The man who was death

  11 Dec 06, 18:40

  Satan....
• Quinsy

  11 Dec 06, 18:44

  More like Satan.
• laurence82

  11 Dec 06, 18:46

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  11 Dec 06, 18:48

  Deer Santa,
  This year I would like sgForums to have less clone, and I hope Santa will ban Clones like bboy18, laotaozi and DillipKumar.
  Your Best Friend, Darkness_hacker99
  
  Dear Darkness_hacker99,
  How can I ban those people when I can't find FI? I tried to find her at zoukout06 but it's too crowd for me to find her. Maybe I ban you instead?
• kenn3th

  11 Dec 06, 18:56

  
  so bad
• Gackt247

  11 Dec 06, 20:23

  
  
  
• eg6stanley

  11 Dec 06, 21:13

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  Deer Santa,
  This year I would like sgForums to have less clone, and I hope Santa will ban Clones like bboy18, laotaozi and DillipKumar.
  Your Best Friend, Darkness_hacker99
  
  Dear Darkness_hacker99,
  How can I ban those people when I can't find FI? I tried to find her at zoukout06 but it's too crowd for me to find her. Maybe I ban you instead?

  
• LinYu

  11 Dec 06, 21:17

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  Deer Santa,
  This year I would like sgForums to have less clone, and I hope Santa will ban Clones like bboy18, laotaozi and DillipKumar.
  Your Best Friend, Darkness_hacker99
  
  Dear Darkness_hacker99,
  How can I ban those people when I can't find FI? I tried to find her at zoukout06 but it's too crowd for me to find her. Maybe I ban you instead?

  
• Bontakun

  11 Dec 06, 21:22

  
  
  
• charlize

  11 Dec 06, 21:27

  You all know Santa and his kind.
  
  Rudolph got his red nose from too much booze and fighting with the other reindeers.
  
  And Santa himself couldn't be bothered with the fight because he was too busy kissing someone's mum underneath the mistletoe last night.
  
  
• Gackt247

  12 Dec 06, 21:10

  Now Santa knows who have been naughty.. all who posted on this thread..
• sand king

  13 Dec 06, 08:12

  Originally posted by eg6stanley:

  Dear Santa,
  I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
  Love, Sarah
  
  Dear Sarah,
  Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
  Santa
  

  This one dam bad sia... but not as bad as the next one!
• aku1b0d0

  19 Dec 06, 18:27

  Dear Santa,
  I would like to be the moderator for Noiseology.
  Love, aku1b0d0
  
  Dear aku1b0d0,
  Starting next year, you will replace ah lau as a moderator. Ah lau has been a really bad boy this year.
  love, Santa.
• ^spidee^

  19 Dec 06, 18:33

  
• laurence82

  19 Dec 06, 18:37

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  Dear Santa,
  I would like to be the moderator for Noiseology.
  Love, aku1b0d0
  
  Dear aku1b0d0,
  Starting next year, you will replace ah lau as a moderator. Ah lau has been a really bad boy this year.
  love, Santa.

  Santa said you fabricated the letter
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  19 Dec 06, 18:59

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  Dear Santa,
  I would like to be the moderator for Noiseology.
  Love, aku1b0d0
  
  Dear aku1b0d0,
  Starting next year, you will replace ah lau as a moderator. Ah lau has been a really bad boy this year.
  love, Santa.

  
• eg6stanley

  21 Dec 06, 10:29

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  Now Santa knows who have been naughty.. all who posted on this thread..

  
• trendz

  21 Dec 06, 18:27

  
• mhcampboy

  21 Dec 06, 18:32

  
• Gackt247

  21 Dec 06, 19:03

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  Dear Santa,
  I would like to be the moderator for Noiseology.
  Love, aku1b0d0
  
  Dear aku1b0d0,
  Starting next year, you will replace ah lau as a moderator. Ah lau has been a really bad boy this year.
  love, Santa.

  An evil replacing another evil.. tch.. next one in the queue pls..
• mhcampboy

  21 Dec 06, 19:04

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  An evil replacing another evil.. tch.. next one in the queue pls..

  but im first..!
• Gackt247

  21 Dec 06, 19:08

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  but im first..!

  U opportunistic bugger.. tried to snatch my throne while i was away..
  
  *cancels campy's name off the list*
  
  NEXT!!!