Nine things i hate...
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9 Things I Hate About
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $8.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? -
Originally posted by eg6stanley:
LOL..hey im in the category for 1,2,5,9.
[b]9 Things I Hate About
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $8.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?[/b]
cause nowadays ppl got nth better to do? -
Originally posted by hatemeifuwantto:LOL..hey im in the category for 1,2,5,9.
cause nowadays ppl got nth better to do?
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Originally posted by eg6stanley:
[b]9 Things I Hate About
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Cause they scared you cant hear it so pointing their wrist is necessary.
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
Because if they dont do that, they have to change the channel manually UNTIL they find their remote. So might as well go find it first.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Dont understand the sentence
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
Dont understand to
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $8.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
They are just trying to tell you that this particular scene is special and want to see if you agree to it too. Nothing to do with loser
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
Because that 'something' is new as in the condition?
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
Because life can be longer. Last time the average age where pple died was 50+ like that and now it's 70-80? Who knows it might be 120 ten years down the road?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?[/b]
They are trying to know if you have waited for him