A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is
robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times
in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital.
Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full
examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have
good and bad news for you. You are going to have
triplets-but each baby has a bullet in it.
Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually
your children will pass the bullets naturally."
The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and
she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her
mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just
happened - I was using the toilet, and I passed a
bullet." The mother explains everything, and she
assures her daughter that everything is okay.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter,
comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest
thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and
says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on
to tell the daughter the story.
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to
his mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just
happened." The mother interrupts him and says, "You
passed a bullet, right?"
The son says, "No, Mom - I was masturbating and I shot
the dog!"
