Vegetable garden... :)

• eg6stanley

  7 Nov 06, 11:51

  Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.
  
  Admiring her neighbour's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and enquired of him his secret.
  
  "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment.
  
  Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
  
  Two weeks passed and her neighbour stopped by to check her progress. "So", he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
  
  "No", she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
• Ito_^

  7 Nov 06, 12:28

  horny cucumbers
• ^spidee^

  7 Nov 06, 12:28

  
• aku1b0d0

  7 Nov 06, 19:27

  not my 'cucumber' k
• eg6stanley

  8 Nov 06, 01:05

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  horny cucumbers

  indeed.... LOL
• eg6stanley

  8 Nov 06, 01:06

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  not my 'cucumber' k

  No one say its yours leh.....
• missqi

  8 Nov 06, 01:11

  
• used

  8 Nov 06, 01:13

  
• aku1b0d0

  8 Nov 06, 18:24

  Originally posted by eg6stanley:

  No one say its yours leh.....

  scare later u all blame its mine lor
  
  
• mhcampboy

  9 Nov 06, 02:02

  
• laurence82

  9 Nov 06, 07:10

  wtf
  
  
  
  but then
  
  GRADUATE LOH!