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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mhcampboy!
1. The liquid inside mhcampboy can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal mhcampboy.
3. Mhcampboy can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
4. Olive oil was used for washing mhcampboy in the ancient Mediterranean world!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink mhcampboy.
6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as mhcampboy would protect them from evil spirits!
7. Mhcampboy is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
8. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing mhcampboy.
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on mhcampboy!
10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting mhcampboy.
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# It's bad luck to whistle near laurence82!
# Laurence82 is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than laurence82!
# Laurence82 can last longer without water than a camel can.
# It can take laurence82 several days to move just through one tree!
# Laurence82 can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
# The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained laurence82.
# Laurence82 is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
# Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by laurence82 fighting underground.
# Laurence82 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
# Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw laurence82 into a volcano it would stop erupting.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Browniebaobao!
1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become browniebaobao on New Year's Day!
2. Browniebaobao is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
3. Four-fifths of the surface of browniebaobao is covered in water.
4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of browniebaobao.
5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and browniebaobao.
6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and browniebaobao are all berries.
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than browniebaobao!
8. Browniebaobao cannot jump.
9. Peanuts and browniebaobao are beans!
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's browniebaobao supply!
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# Laurence82 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
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1. Tradition allows women to propose to rejected only during leap years.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in rejected not to hide but to look for water.
3. All shrimp are born as rejected, but gradually mature into females.
4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and rejected has 7.
5. Originally, rejected could not fly.
6. If rejected was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and rejected!
8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have rejected floating in their swimming pools.
9. Until the 1960s, rejected was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
10. Rejected can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night! -
1. Qiqi is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
2. Pacman was originally called qiqiman.
3. Scientists believe that qiqi began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into qiqi!
5. All swans in England belong to qiqi.
6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from qiqi!
7. The international dialling code for qiqi is 672.
8. Baskin Robbins once made qiqi flavoured ice cream!
9. Qiqi was named after Qiqi the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
10. Qiqiology is the study of qiqi. -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pierre^^!
1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of pierre^^, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2. Native Americans never actually ate pierre^^; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
3. Pierre^^ is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
4. Pierre^^ is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named pierre^^ its 'Man of the Year'.
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like pierre^^.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have pierre^^ for the rest of the day.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for pierre^^ is two minutes.
9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing pierre^^!
10. Pierre^^ can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time! -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pinkish purple papayas!
1. Pinkish purple papayas is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as pinkish purple papayas!
3. Pinkish purple papayas can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
4. Pacman was originally called pinkish purple papayasman!
5. Pinkish purple papayas was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
6. Pinkish purple papayas can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
7. Pinkish purple papayas was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
8. You can tell if pinkish purple papayas has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of pinkish purple papayas to reach the earth's core.
10. A thimbleful of pinkish purple papayas would weigh over 100 million tons. -
• Båseline has four noses!
• If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Båseline.
• The horns of Båseline are made entirely from hair!
• The patron saint of Båseline is Saint Eugenie.
• It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Båseline!
• Båseline was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
• The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Båseline.
• Båseline can smell some things up to six miles away.
• During severe windstorms, Båseline may sway several feet to either side.
• Red Båseline at night, shepherd's delight. Red Båseline at morning, shepherd's warning!
Mai siao siao
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Somethings u need to know abt IAMTWAT:
• Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in IAMTWAT.
• It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at IAMTWAT.
• IAMTWAT was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
• Astronauts get taller when they are in IAMTWAT.
• IAMTWAT can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
• Lightning strikes IAMTWAT over seven times every hour.
• The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention IAMTWAT.
• IAMTWAT has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
• There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat IAMTWAT, though it may feel uncomfortable.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Used!
The condom - originally made from Used - was invented in the early 1500s.
Used can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
Used is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Used.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Used has 7!
Donald Duck's middle name is Used!
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Used.
Used is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Used is the sacred animal of Thailand.
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Used.
In his entire life, Used will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey! -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xtrider!
1. Xtrider is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Xtrider has 7.
3. Half a cup of Xtrider contains only seventeen calories.
4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Xtrider.
5. Baskin Robbins once made Xtrider flavoured ice cream!
6. Two grams of Xtrider provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
7. Contrary to popular belief, Xtrider is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Xtrider.
9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Xtrider.
10. Xtrider can last longer without water than a camel can. -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blowfish!
Contrary to popular belief, blowfish are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
Scientists have discovered that blowfish can smell the presence of autism in children.
Blowfish were the first Tsar of Russia!
Blowfish can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Blowfish', hated blowfish and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
Originally, blowfish could not fly.
Blowfish will often rub up against people to lay their scent and mark their territory.
Blowfish were originally called Cheerioats!
Without blowfish, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aku1b0d0!
1. If you break aku1b0d0, you will get seven years of bad luck.
2. Aku1b0d0 has four noses!
3. Aku1b0d0 cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
4. Aku1b0d0 is the world's largest rodent!
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by aku1b0d0.
6. When provoked, aku1b0d0 will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
7. Aku1b0d0 never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
8. The air around aku1b0d0 is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
9. Until the 1960s, aku1b0d0 was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skid!
1 ~ Skid is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
2 ~ Skid was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
3 ~ The eye of an ostrich is bigger than skid.
4 ~ Skid can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
5 ~ It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at skid.
6 ~ In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become skid on New Year's Day.
7 ~ Skid is the sacred animal of Thailand!
8 ~ US gold coins used to say 'In skid we trust'!
9 ~ Skidocracy is government by skid.
10 ~ The risk of being struck by skid is one occurence every 9,300 years! -
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crucifiedx!
It is impossible to fold crucifiedx more than seven times!
Crucifiedx never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and crucifiedx.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on crucifiedx with his left foot.
It's bad luck for a flag to touch crucifiedx!
Crucifiedx cannot jump.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by crucifiedx.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on crucifiedx!
Crucifiedx can not regurgitate!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jur!
If you lick Jur ten times, you will consume one calorie!
If you break Jur, you will get seven years of bad luck.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jur is blue.
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Jur.
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Jur orbiting the Earth!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Jur is 10:1.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Jur!
During severe windstorms, Jur may sway several feet to either side.
Jur can be seen from space.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mum!
1. Scientists believe that your mum began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
2. Your mum is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have your mum for the rest of the day.
4. Your mum can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
5. Banging your head against your mum uses 150 calories an hour.
6. Your mum was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. Your mum can live for up to a week without a head.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as your mum.
9. The air around your mum is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shinta!
1. Shinta is only six percent water.
2. You can tell if shinta has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating shinta at least three times a week.
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The shinta state'.
5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from shinta.
6. Shinta was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by shinta as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
8. Americans discard enough shinta to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
9. People used to believe that dressing their male children as shinta would protect them from evil spirits!
10. If you chew gum while peeling shinta then it will stop you from crying!
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northern lights were caused by me as i rode out to collect warriors slain in battle
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Originally posted by shawninoz:Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mum!
1. Scientists believe that your mum began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
2. Your mum is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have your mum for the rest of the day.
4. Your mum can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
5. Banging your head against your mum uses 150 calories an hour.
6. Your mum was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. Your mum can live for up to a week without a head.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as your mum.
9. The air around your mum is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
10. Your mum can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated. -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nelstar!
1. Nelstar can last longer without water than a camel can.
2. Nelstar will always turn right when leaving a cave!
3. Nelstar is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
4. All swans in England belong to nelstar!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by nelstar.
6. The first domain name ever registered was nelstar.com.
7. Nelstar can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by nelstar.
9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by nelstar.
10. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted nelstar! -
now for my maple characters...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Futomaki!
1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's futomaki supply.
2. More people are killed by futomaki each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of futomaki in a day!
4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented futomaki, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as futomaki.
6. Futomaki can taste with her feet.
7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of futomaki.
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like futomaki!
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of futomaki.
10. It took futomaki 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tofumaki!
1. Tofumaki is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and tofumaki.
3. Scientists believe that tofumaki began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
4. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by tofumaki fighting underground!
5. To check whether tofumaki is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten tofumaki will sink, and fresh tofumaki will float.
6. Tofumaki is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, tofumaki and compline!
8. An average beaver can cut down tofumaki every year.
9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by tofumaki.
10. Lightning strikes tofumaki over seven times every hour.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about CuteCuteMaki!
1. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as CuteCuteMaki.
2. CuteCuteMaki is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of CuteCuteMaki.
4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are CuteCuteMaki!
5. CuteCuteMaki can taste with her feet!
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have CuteCuteMaki for the rest of the day!
7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with CuteCuteMaki.
8. Grapes explode if you put them inside CuteCuteMaki!
9. When provoked, CuteCuteMaki will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
10. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in CuteCuteMaki. -
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hisoka!
1. The most dangerous form of hisoka is the bicycle.
2. Hisoka can last longer without water than a camel can.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train hisoka to drop bombs!
4. A thimbleful of hisoka would weigh over 100 million tons.
5. Half a cup of hisoka contains only seventeen calories!
6. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed hisoka would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
7. Hisoka can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Hisoka is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Hisoka Head.
10. Hisoka invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Meltz!
1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have meltz for the rest of the day!
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and meltz would be as small as a pea!
3. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like meltz.
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than meltz.
5. Meltz can smell some things up to six miles away.
6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw meltz into a volcano it would stop erupting.
7. Meltzomancy is the art of telling the future with meltz!
8. Olympic badminton rules say that meltz must have exactly fourteen feathers.
9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that meltz is near.
10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing meltz.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pypy!
1. If you drop pypy from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
2. Without pypy, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in pypy.
4. Baby swans are called pypy.
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of pypy.
6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on pypy!
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain pypy!
8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be pypy.
9. Pypy can be seen from space.
10. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are pypy. -
now i wonder what it tastes like?Originally posted by missqi:8. Baskin Robbins once made qiqi flavoured ice cream!