Parrot talk
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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $20. "
"Why is it that cheap? " the woman asks.
"Well ", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity ".
"Oh, I don't mind that ", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot ". In Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.
"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam "
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel " scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new rostitutes " says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes " complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes home.
"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave? "
The laughter stopped.
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they can't handle the truth.
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WOOHOOOOO!!!
the husband is dead liao -
wad did spidee did...??
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BUSTED!!!
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In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', campy?
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campy real name is dave
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Tch.. si campy..Originally posted by laurence82:campy real name is dave
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for ?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. "Your horse phoned" -
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Wahahaha.. busted..Originally posted by laurence82:A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for ?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. "Your horse phoned" -
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Originally posted by laurence82:A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for ?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"
i like this!