Married Guys,don play prank on domestics expenses
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Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart Your husband Allen
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for
next months, Please Advise!!! -
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A joke about three students, one Maxican, Palagi and Samoan, and they were all children in 2nd grade. So there teacher asked them to use the words Green, Pink and Yellow in a sentence, so the Maxican goes and says, "WHOA! ESE MAI MOMS LIKES PINK, MAI POPS LIKE YELLOW, AND I LIKE GREEN" the teacher says Good. The Palgagi goes and says, "THE COLOR OF THE TREE OUTSIDE IS GREEN, MY MOTHERS' BLOUSE WAS PINK, AND MY SISTERS' RIBBON WAS YELLOW" the teacher says Good Good. Then the Samoan kid goes up and says, "ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS STAYED INSIDE MY HOUSE THE PHONE WENT GREEN GREEN GREEN,SO I WENT PINK UP THE PHONE, AND SAID YELLOW".
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Originally posted by eg6stanley:A joke about three students, one Maxican, Palagi and Samoan, and they were all children in 2nd grade. So there teacher asked them to use the words Green, Pink and Yellow in a sentence, so the Maxican goes and says, "WHOA! ESE MAI MOMS LIKES PINK, MAI POPS LIKE YELLOW, AND I LIKE GREEN" the teacher says Good. The Palgagi goes and says, "THE COLOR OF THE TREE OUTSIDE IS GREEN, MY MOTHERS' BLOUSE WAS PINK, AND MY SISTERS' RIBBON WAS YELLOW" the teacher says Good Good. Then the Samoan kid goes up and says, "ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS STAYED INSIDE MY HOUSE THE PHONE WENT GREEN GREEN GREEN,SO I WENT PINK UP THE PHONE, AND SAID YELLOW".
GUD ONE!!