Marketing concepts

• ^spidee^

  12 Oct 06, 15:55

  What is Marketing?
  
  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
  
  That's Direct Marketing
  
  2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
  
  That's Advertising
  
  3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
  
  That's Telemarketing
  
  4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
  
  That's Public Relations
  
  5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
  
  That's Brand Recognition
  
  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
  
  That's Customer Feedback
• OasisBlue

  12 Oct 06, 16:02

  lol.
  
  Mine:
  
  You see a gorgeous lady. You help in whatever way you can when asked. She even asks you how rich you are. Whats the estimated inheritance she will get. You answered everything.
  
  Thats customer service.
  
  You see a gorgeous lady. She asks for your phone number to enquire about you. Everything related to $$$.
  
  Thats customer hotline
• ^spidee^

  12 Oct 06, 16:06

  Very creative indeed.
• udontknowme

  12 Oct 06, 16:07

  i like the customer feedback!!!
• trendz

  12 Oct 06, 16:46

  nice one.
• OasisBlue

  12 Oct 06, 20:00

  You see a gorgeous lady. You approach her and tell her " I am rich, marry me"
  
  She slaps you and complain this to your friends.
  
  This is call Customer Complaint.
• Gackt247

  12 Oct 06, 20:21

  Originally posted by OasisBlue:

  You see a gorgeous lady. You approach her and tell her " I am rich, marry me"
  
  She slaps you and complain this to your friends.
  
  This is call Customer Complaint.

  U mean auntie gossip..
• carpe diem jur

  15 Oct 06, 14:18

  
  
  nice.
• eg6stanley

  16 Oct 06, 00:05

  good one....