Romance Maths
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. -
Wah nice ones. THanks!
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no lesbian one ah?
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Hmm, dont haveOriginally posted by missqi:no lesbian one ah?
You can find and post mah -
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
WAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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ahhah yeh i liked the last 1 also
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Ok..
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Newspaper got post this twice.....they dun even know they repeat....
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I looked through Reader Digest from 1994 to 2002, they can print jokes many times without knowing it
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nice jokes
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I suspect they know, but what to do if they're lacking fresh jokes. They can't just take the jokes section out.Originally posted by laurence82:I looked through Reader Digest from 1994 to 2002, they can print jokes many times without knowing it
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Com'on.. the composition fee they dispense is peanuts. WHo'll rack their brains to contribute jokes. Plus muz pay for own stamps.Originally posted by JerzZzzZ:I suspect they know, but what to do if they're lacking fresh jokes. They can't just take the jokes section out. -
$100 USD per joke lehOriginally posted by Gackt247:Com'on.. the composition fee they dispense is peanuts. WHo'll rack their brains to contribute jokes. Plus muz pay for own stamps.
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Ok.. i go rack my brains..Originally posted by laurence82:$100 USD per joke leh
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