How to make a woman happy

• ^spidee^

  12 Sep 06, 13:51

  How to Make a Woman Happy
  
  It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
  
  1. A friend
  2. A companion
  3. A lover
  4. A brother
  5. A father
  6. A master
  7. A chef
  8. An electrician
  9. A carpenter
  10. A plumber
  11. A mechanic
  12. A decorat or
  13. A stylist
  14. A sexologist
  15. A gynecologist
  16. A psychologist
  17. A pest exterminator
  18. A psychiatrist
  19. A healer
  20. A good listener
  21. An organizer
  22. A good father
  23. Very clean
  24. Sympathetic
  25. Athletic
  26. Warm
  27. Attentive
  28. Gallant
  29. Intelligent
  30. Funny
  31. Creative
  32. Tender
  33. Strong
  34. Understanding
  35. Tolerant
  36. Prudent
  37. Ambitious
  38. Capable
  39. Courageous
  40. Determined
  41. True
  42. Dependable
  43. Passionate
  44. Compassionate
  
  WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
  
  45. Give her compliments regularly
  46. Pet her without her having to ask
  47. Be honest
  48. Spend money on her
  49. Not stress her out
  50. Not look at other girls !!!
  
  AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
  
  51. Give her lots of attention, especially if she gives you attention
  52. Give her time for herself
  53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
  
  IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
  
  54. Never to forget:
  * birthdays
  * anniversaries
  * arrangements she makes
  
  HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
  
  1. Show up naked
  2. Bring beer
• popmynutsy

  12 Sep 06, 14:19

  men are so easy to pleased.
• duotiga83

  12 Sep 06, 14:20

  noted with thanks
• Quinsy

  12 Sep 06, 14:20

  ROFL. Good one.
• meltz

  12 Sep 06, 14:20

  
• ^spidee^

  12 Sep 06, 14:22

  I'm half as easy to please as most men, no need to bring beer.
• <Precious>

  12 Sep 06, 14:26

  
  
  Zuo ren nan
  Zuo ren gen nan............ Sigh!
  
• laurence82

  12 Sep 06, 16:55

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  I'm half as easy to please as most men, no need to bring beer.

  turn up naked?
  
  oh nose
  
  
• kaobeikaobu

  12 Sep 06, 16:57

  good, i want to be a woman.
• sgboy2004

  12 Sep 06, 17:00

  mi a woman
• poon cho tang

  12 Sep 06, 17:01

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:
  
  HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
  
  1. Show up naked
  2. Bring beer

  see how this chain email mutates
  
  the earlier version was
  
  HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY...leave him alone