Joke: Brazil VS England

• carpe diem jur

  5 Sep 06, 02:45

  It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
  
  "What's up?" he asks.
  
  "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."
  
  Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."
  So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
  
  After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England
  all by himself!
  
  A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
  
  "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."
  
  They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
  
  He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."
  
  
• SexyChin

  5 Sep 06, 02:48

  
  WTF?
• ^spidee^

  5 Sep 06, 02:49

  ROFL. The brazilian keeper is damn good!
• HENG@

  5 Sep 06, 03:11

  
• stellazio

  5 Sep 06, 03:16

  what are they trying to say?that england can't finish??
• SexyChin

  5 Sep 06, 03:47

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  ROFL. The brazilian keeper is damn good!

  There is no keeper in the first place.
• carpe diem jur

  5 Sep 06, 09:11

  Thats to say England 'lao kui' lor...
• anakinfoo

  5 Sep 06, 09:19

  lol!
  
  open goal for so long only score once lmao..
• Patrik

  5 Sep 06, 09:24

  
• laurence82

  5 Sep 06, 20:12

  
• RaTtY8l

  5 Sep 06, 20:23

  so lampard finally scored?
• Kuali Baba

  5 Sep 06, 21:08

  LMAO! PMSL!!!!!1111oneoneoneelevenone
• ^spidee^

  5 Sep 06, 21:22

  Originally posted by SexyChin:

  There is no keeper in the first place.

  Oh yah hor..
• The man who was death

  5 Sep 06, 21:32

  i dun find it funny leh...
• Patrik

  6 Sep 06, 00:37

  
  
• =))

  6 Sep 06, 00:40

  dont see this as a joke.
  this is more of your view
• freedom4ever

  6 Sep 06, 00:59

  
  england players fighting against each other to get a goal for himself.
• fiqo

  6 Sep 06, 13:10

  lol wohooooo...
• SexyChin

  6 Sep 06, 13:18

  Originally posted by =)):

  dont see this as a joke.
  this is more of your view

  Then good for you.
• CKeer

  6 Sep 06, 13:59

  Agree!
  Crouch to beat Sir Bobby's all time scoring records?
  
  All his goals are either super tyco or no one is marking him.
  
  Nice joke.
  
  Cheers.
  C.K
• Pitot

  6 Sep 06, 14:02

  
• SIMpLiFy

  6 Sep 06, 18:47

  
• fudgester

  6 Sep 06, 18:58

  That gotta hurt for England in general...
  
  ... and Lampard in particular.
• carpe diem jur

  7 Sep 06, 15:16

  aiyah... kidding nia... no need so serious la.
  
  i still think its funny tho.
  
  lol
  
• Gackt247

  9 Sep 06, 00:34

  Dun worry.. Crouch will say the day.. ugly or not. N will see more robotic dance?