~The Best Joke Award~

• ^spidee^

  25 Aug 06, 22:50

  This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in the UK.
  
  One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
  
  Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
  
  "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
  
  In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
• LinYu

  25 Aug 06, 23:14

  
• martin_lim85

  25 Aug 06, 23:40

  
• freedom4ever

  25 Aug 06, 23:49

  
  heard before liao. but still very funny.
• stellazio

  25 Aug 06, 23:50

  
• missqi

  25 Aug 06, 23:54

  
• Gackt247

  25 Aug 06, 23:59

  Ok.. i'm not amused..
• SGpork

  26 Aug 06, 00:00

  
  
  
• Pitot

  26 Aug 06, 00:14

  
• ^spidee^

  26 Aug 06, 00:37

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  Ok.. i'm not amused..

  Damn! You are hard to please!
• aku1b0d0

  26 Aug 06, 01:00

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  Damn! You are hard to please!

  let me give him some se*ual pleasure *kisses gacky*
• eg6stanley

  26 Aug 06, 09:27

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  Ok.. i'm not amused..

  
• carpe diem jur

  1 Sep 06, 14:50

  not funny leh spidee....
  
  Next pls.
• The man who was death

  1 Sep 06, 14:53

  ok what i find it funny
  
  
• laurence82

  1 Sep 06, 20:42

  they voted it for the best joke award? who they kidding?
  
  heehee
• Diesel_Dimension

  1 Sep 06, 20:57

  
• lifeisgood9989

  1 Sep 06, 21:20

  lol quite funny actually
• dark psyche

  3 Sep 06, 17:39

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  they voted it for the best joke award? who they kidding?
  
  heehee

  The award itself is a joke.
• MrDeeJay

  3 Sep 06, 18:11

  and all of the replies you all make is the joke
  
• eg6stanley

  8 Sep 06, 10:15

  Originally posted by carpe diem jur:

  not funny leh spidee....
  
  Next pls.

  
• sand king

  8 Sep 06, 21:21

  
  
  more leh
• rathcycle

  8 Sep 06, 21:24

  Originally posted by sand king:

  
  
  more leh

  x2
• Gackt247

  9 Sep 06, 00:26

  More dry jokes?
• monoslayer

  9 Sep 06, 00:31

  like tat oso can win the "best joke"...
  
  
  
  
  
• ^spidee^

  9 Sep 06, 00:31

  You can't please everybody..