You know you're drinking too much coffee when...
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You know you're drinking too much coffee when...
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even
work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
Cocaine is a downer.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged
in.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You help your dog chase its tail.
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Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
ok...wat u talking about...
You know you're drinking too much coffee when...
[b]You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even
work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
Cocaine is a downer.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged
in.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You help your dog chase its tail. [/b]
i like to drink coffee but none u said has to do with me... -
ROFL.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
You help your dog chase its tail. -
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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i havent drink enuff coffee
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how much coffee must i drink to get these kind of effect??
i drink 4cups a day lei...
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coffee so bitter one... teh-o nicer
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my father must haven been a coffee addict!
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he bites ur fingernailsOriginally posted by stellazio:my father must haven been a coffee addict! 
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You got sense of humour ornot?Originally posted by alvin-ncs:...
how much coffee must i drink to get these kind of effect??
i drink 4cups a day lei... -
y u say that??Originally posted by ^spidee^:You got sense of humour ornot?
i really did drink that much...
sometimes even more...
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I can never drink enought coffee infact no coffee i feel half-dead
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if i drank too much coffee
i cough a lot
i get headache
i get this dull pain in chest and laboured breathing
worst case scenario is hands shaking -
well, i'm a dangerous coffee addict.. 2 cups of coffee in the morning, and up to 8 espresso shots in the afternoon and sometyms another two or three espresso shots at nyt.
now trying cut down a little.. -
8 espresso hots?! whoa... really an addict..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:well, i'm a dangerous coffee addict.. 2 cups of coffee in the morning, and up to 8 espresso shots in the afternoon and sometyms another two or three espresso shots at nyt.
now trying cut down a little.. -
dangerous is an undestatementOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:well, i'm a dangerous coffee addict.. 2 cups of coffee in the morning, and up to 8 espresso shots in the afternoon and sometyms another two or three espresso shots at nyt.
now trying cut down a little.. -
drink more....Originally posted by alvin-ncs:...
how much coffee must i drink to get these kind of effect??
i drink 4cups a day lei... -
u r crazy.... Told u to cut down liao.....Originally posted by carpe diem jur:well, i'm a dangerous coffee addict.. 2 cups of coffee in the morning, and up to 8 espresso shots in the afternoon and sometyms another two or three espresso shots at nyt.
now trying cut down a little.. -
Coffee has very low n delayed effect on me..
How to survive when tons of work?
Need cocaine.. sure super-hyper.. -
i will...Originally posted by eg6stanley:drink more....
but no effect lei...
sometimes drink lao more tired... -
*bleahx* i enjoy coffee itself more than an addiction.Originally posted by monoslayer:8 espresso hots?! whoa... really an addict.. -
no no no, thats enuff for mi... but my dear ah lau mod, u'r definitely more than 'dangerous' can explain.Originally posted by laurence82:dangerous is an undestatement -
did u??Originally posted by eg6stanley:u r crazy.... Told u to cut down liao.....
long tym neber drink coffee with u le... -
tsk tsk tsk.... cocaine no gud. down three espresso shots at one go, sure can one.Originally posted by Gackt247:Coffee has very low n delayed effect on me..
How to survive when tons of work?
Need cocaine.. sure super-hyper..