Sauna
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Looks like some notti thing gacky or spidee will do in saunas
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At least its better than some local ads... Like da germ fighting in da Air con...?
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I hardly even watch local channels
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Wah... CNN... I see sports or cartoons......Originally posted by laurence82:I hardly even watch local channels
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cheyyy... thats all?!!
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funny adOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:cheyyy... thats all?!!
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Hanor..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:cheyyy... thats all?!!
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wat more u want???Originally posted by carpe diem jur:cheyyy... thats all?!! -
I also duno wat she wants?Originally posted by eg6stanley:wat more u want??? -
tsk!Originally posted by Gackt247:I also duno wat she wants? -
this is to help the out of control dude how to deal with his anxiety of wheter to fcuk a pro or not and how not to fcuk his wallet in the process of doing so.
disclaimer myust always use your head to think ok!! not the other head otherwise your wallet pok pok kay pok pok kay kay kay then i am not responsible for it
aiyah big deal. just step into any health center. liek for eg there is one in fortune center bugis 4th floor
part 1
theres one at bugis 4ht story just step in then the recept will ask you want what time massage u state time she gives you locker key then u go steam bath if u never specify what type of gal you want then she will allocate you the most 'avaliable' one (most likely old aunty type nobody book one) nowsday hot cute young thing some of them ang pai got to book in advance then can get then after suana blah blah blah then after steam liao can change to shorts they issue one then the coffee boy or recept call your locker no then room number then you go in loh then better strip all naked and lie on bed (if u wear shorts girl laugh you) towel cover battocks after 5 mins the room will 'knock knock' hahaha mari kita liao if u lucky cute young thing step in woohoo marikita lah yah singapura lah lah lampar lu bu lu guuu otherwise if u see old aunty u wear shorts tell her poilety u want cute young thing then request for change haha old aunty face black nevermind u consumer then ok lets presume its the cute young thing now lets take a look at part 2 usually these massage health center girl is from malaysia one lah so i think most are early 20s SYT sweet young thing kekekee
part 2
the cute young thing will ask eh lao bang wan coffee or tea if u now very sexed one to fcuk her better be quick as u are only allocate 45 mins u say dont want one massage 1st then haha she will put down handbag sit on your buttocks and start to wayang wayang here piak piak there piak piak haha by the time u must be really mari kita then after piak piak she will ask you to turn over and then she will see your erected brudder and kekeke depends sometimes she touch abit lor then she will ask you boss wan 'special' usually special there is a few types ie heres market rate
FJ- Fcuk Job $100
BBBJ-Bare back Blow Job $80 (no condom)
HJ - Hand Job $50 (Tah shou Qiang)
NJ -No Job (means you aer a monk like me no like sex Ornitofu)
if u opt for NJ then the gal face will black black then she piak piak your back for a few mins again then ask you to fcuk off kekeke otherwise she will proceed to strip everything yummy yum yum then start to send you to heaven and earth kekekeke but remember there is only 45 mins so i suggest u be quick ok usually she will do 3 steps
1.Foreplay -u play her abit or u play her abit
2.BBBJ- this is da best man
3.Main course-kekekeke
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaah after that when u finally cum remember to say wham bam thank you mdm and pay the moolah to her (it is advisiable to bring your moolah with u in the room otherwise she will wait for u take money at locker other ppl look at you abit pai seh)
tio boh? better dont pray pray ok. -
You post at wrong place issit?
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Huh?Originally posted by killstyle:this is to help the out of control dude how to deal with his anxiety of wheter to fcuk a pro or not and how not to fcuk his wallet in the process of doing so.
disclaimer myust always use your head to think ok!! not the other head otherwise your wallet pok pok kay pok pok kay kay kay then i am not responsible for it
aiyah big deal. just step into any health center. liek for eg there is one in fortune center bugis 4th floor
part 1
theres one at bugis 4ht story just step in then the recept will ask you want what time massage u state time she gives you locker key then u go steam bath if u never specify what type of gal you want then she will allocate you the most 'avaliable' one (most likely old aunty type nobody book one) nowsday hot cute young thing some of them ang pai got to book in advance then can get then after suana blah blah blah then after steam liao can change to shorts they issue one then the coffee boy or recept call your locker no then room number then you go in loh then better strip all naked and lie on bed (if u wear shorts girl laugh you) towel cover battocks after 5 mins the room will 'knock knock' hahaha mari kita liao if u lucky cute young thing step in woohoo marikita lah yah singapura lah lah lampar lu bu lu guuu otherwise if u see old aunty u wear shorts tell her poilety u want cute young thing then request for change haha old aunty face black nevermind u consumer then ok lets presume its the cute young thing now lets take a look at part 2 usually these massage health center girl is from malaysia one lah so i think most are early 20s SYT sweet young thing kekekee
part 2
the cute young thing will ask eh lao bang wan coffee or tea if u now very sexed one to fcuk her better be quick as u are only allocate 45 mins u say dont want one massage 1st then haha she will put down handbag sit on your buttocks and start to wayang wayang here piak piak there piak piak haha by the time u must be really mari kita then after piak piak she will ask you to turn over and then she will see your erected brudder and kekeke depends sometimes she touch abit lor then she will ask you boss wan 'special' usually special there is a few types ie heres market rate
FJ- Fcuk Job $100
BBBJ-Bare back Blow Job $80 (no condom)
HJ - Hand Job $50 (Tah shou Qiang)
NJ -No Job (means you aer a monk like me no like sex Ornitofu)
if u opt for NJ then the gal face will black black then she piak piak your back for a few mins again then ask you to fcuk off kekeke otherwise she will proceed to strip everything yummy yum yum then start to send you to heaven and earth kekekeke but remember there is only 45 mins so i suggest u be quick ok usually she will do 3 steps
1.Foreplay -u play her abit or u play her abit
2.BBBJ- this is da best man
3.Main course-kekekeke
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaah after that when u finally cum remember to say wham bam thank you mdm and pay the moolah to her (it is advisiable to bring your moolah with u in the room otherwise she will wait for u take money at locker other ppl look at you abit pai seh)
tio boh? better dont pray pray ok. 
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u sure u dunno?!! dun ask for it next tym or i'll refer u to this thread.Originally posted by Gackt247:I also duno wat she wants?