For the men: When women say...
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1. "Fine" - This is a word women use to end an argument when they're right and you need to shut up!
2. "5 minutes" - If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. It is 5 mins if you have just been given 5 more mins to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. "Nothing" - This is the calm before the storm. This means 'something' and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.
4. "Go ahead" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
5. Loud sigh - This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by man. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'nothing'.
6. "That's okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. "Thanks" - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. "Whatever" - It's a woman's way of saying "%!#* you!"
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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very true statements
men pay attention
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I am so glad i am single
Headache free since 1982 -
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wah i din noe when i grow up i will be so evil lol
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siao liao..ytd i my female classmate told me "no need to say sorry, its ok"..
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Originally posted by stellazio:siao liao..ytd i my female classmate told me "no need to say sorry, its ok"..
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Xiao mei mei...must learn to speak proper English...bu yao xue huai worx...Originally posted by OasisBlue:wah i din noe when i grow up i will be so evil lol -
wtf...Originally posted by borgkilla:very true statements
men pay attention
true my ass lah
but seriously...its not all true. -
Originally posted by ^spidee^:
U muz be Mel Gibson.. a shaven one.
1. [b]"Fine" - This is a word women use to end an argument when they're right and you need to shut up!
2. "5 minutes" - If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. It is 5 mins if you have just been given 5 more mins to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. "Nothing" - This is the calm before the storm. This means 'something' and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.
4. "Go ahead" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
5. Loud sigh - This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by man. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'nothing'.
6. "That's okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. "Thanks" - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. "Whatever" - It's a woman's way of saying "%!#* you!"
Be afraid, be very afraid.[/b]
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Originally posted by Gackt247:U muz be Mel Gibson.. a shaven one.
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Originally posted by ^spidee^:
1. "Fine" - This is a word women use to end an argument when they're right and you need to shut up!
girl:is everything alright, darling? you seem a bit down...
boy: im ok
girl:are you sure you dont want to talk about it?
boy:no, im ok
girl:fine...(meaning: how can you just sit there saying nothing. i tell you all my secrets and this is how you repay me? come on...spit it out or i'll find someone who knows how to communicate) -
Originally posted by kikq:
girl:is everything alright, darling? you seem a bit down...
boy: im ok
girl:are you sure you dont want to talk about it?
boy:no, im ok
girl:fine...(meaning: how can you just sit there saying nothing. i tell you all my secrets and this is how you repay me? come on...spit it out or i'll find someone who knows how to communicate) 
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Girl: My dress is nice, rite?
Boy: I think it is not nice.
*Girl angry*
*Boy needs to understand that he must say nice no matter what and just agree with the girl and so he learns....but thats what he thinks*
Girl: Do you think we should go eat at this hotel?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Do you think we should eat at that hotel instead?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Do you think we should go home and eat instead?
Boy: Sure
Girl: DUN YOU HAVE A MIND and OPINIONS OF YOUR OWN?
*Boy never wins* -
Originally posted by kikq:
girl:is everything alright, darling? you seem a bit down...
boy: im ok
girl:are you sure you dont want to talk about it?
boy:no, im ok
girl:fine...(meaning: how can you just sit there saying nothing. i tell you all my secrets and this is how you repay me? come on...spit it out or i'll find someone who knows how to communicate) -
very true..Originally posted by gasband:Girl: My dress is nice, rite?
Boy: I think it is not nice.
*Girl angry*
*Boy needs to understand that he must say nice no matter what and just agree with the girl and so he learns....but thats what he thinks*
Girl: Do you think we should go eat at this hotel?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Do you think we should eat at that hotel instead?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Do you think we should go home and eat instead?
Boy: Sure
Girl: DUN YOU HAVE A MIND and OPINIONS OF YOUR OWN?
*Boy never wins*