One up for numbers
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This is funny only us S'poreans can come up with this, even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric...
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I ru n until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 elev en and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he
run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. -
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POWER la....
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the wonders of singapore english
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the uncle must be u... -
pro pro
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lol ok gd one but isnt dis from de phua chu kang joke?
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Creative writing at its best...well done.
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The uncle must have lost most of his teeth
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haha...ya man.... Should we feel proud of it???Originally posted by udontknowme:the wonders of singapore english
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ROFL.
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Pro!
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That's obvious.Originally posted by laurence82:Btw
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this is not my work hor
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hahahahaha...
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lol ah lau sure is very free la hor
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Li4 Hai4 wor..