Cool maths equations
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RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =production
Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnÂ’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnÂ’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wonÂ’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. -
ROFL
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I'll contribute this.....
Fact: GIRLS are EVIL
Reasoning: To have a GIRL, you need TIME and MONEY
So, GIRLS = TIME x Money
Everyone knows that TIME is MONEY
So, TIME = MONEY
So, GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY
So, GIRLS = MONEY(squared)
We all know that MONEY is the root of all evil
So, GIRLS = ({square root of}EVIL){squared}
So, GIRLS = EVIL -
old joke. maybe u should post this 4 years ago.Originally posted by MohamedF:I'll contribute this.....
Fact: GIRLS are EVIL
Reasoning: To have a GIRL, you need TIME and MONEY
So, GIRLS = TIME x Money
Everyone knows that TIME is MONEY
So, TIME = MONEY
So, GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY
So, GIRLS = MONEY(squared)
We all know that MONEY is the root of all evil
So, GIRLS = ({square root of}EVIL){squared}
So, GIRLS = EVIL -
hahar!!! is 6yrs leh.Originally posted by aku1b0d0:old joke. maybe u should post this 4 years ago. -
Originally posted by ^spidee^:
everything else gives mi headache except Discussion Technique.
[b]RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =production
Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnÂ’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnÂ’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wonÂ’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/b] -
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Originally posted by carpe diem jur:everything else gives mi headache except Discussion Technique.