28 Ways to Know You Are A Chinese....
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> ARE U A CHINESE?
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> 28 Ways to Know You are Chinese
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> 1. You unwrap gifts very carefully,so you can save and reuse the wrapping
> (and especially those bows).
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> 2. When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100 rolls and store them
> in
> your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
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> 3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
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> 4. You save grocery bags,tin foil and tin containers.You use the grocery
> bags to hold garbage.
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> 5. You hate to waste food: a. Even if you're totally full,if someone says
> they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish
> them.(your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa
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> b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
> leftover chicken wing.
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> 6. you don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but
> carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers and jam jars.
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> 7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every
> time you stay in a hotel.
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> 8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot
> water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
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> 9. You own a rice cooker and slow cooker.
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> 10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
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> 11. You fight(literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
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> 12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
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> 13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman, if you're
> over 20,you own a really expensive camera.
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> 14. You're a wok user.
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> 15. You only make long distance call after 7pm.
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> 16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it
> means they're fresh.
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> 17. You never call your parents just to say hi.
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> 18. If you don't live at home,when your parents call, they'll ask if
> you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
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> 19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get
> sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because
> they're heaty (yeet hay in Cantonese)
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> 20. You email your chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10
> feet apart.
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> 21. You always cook too much.
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> 22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last
> piece of food on the table.
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> 23. You starved yourself before going to all you can eat buffet.
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> 24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewellery or
> electronics or computers.
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> 25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
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> 26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
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> 27. You know why this list consists of only "28" reasons.
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> 28. You can take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends.
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> So, if you are a Chinese, keep it up guys, coz not everybody can be a
> Chinese!! -
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Not everyone can be a UMG (Chink)? You mean physically or philosophically?
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I am definately a chinese then...
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Are you physically or philosophically an Ugly Mongoloid Git aka Chink? Or both?Originally posted by MosPyramid:I am definately a chinese then...
I am Chinese only in terms of appearance and nothing more. -
heading should be change to
28 Ways to Know You Are A Singaporean .... -
In that case I can call you banana.Originally posted by iveco:Are you physically or philosophically an Ugly Mongoloid Git aka Chink? Or both?
I am Chinese only in terms of appearance and nothing more.
You can pair up with laurance82, he evil banana, you yellow banana. -
I don't associate with his ilk.Originally posted by MosPyramid:In that case I can call you banana.
You can pair up with laurance82, he evil banana, you yellow banana. 
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siao liao la... I am a chinese but only 1 or 2 above applies to me...
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Neither do i associate myself with a paedoOriginally posted by iveco:I don't associate with his ilk.
Go bother your own flailing forum -
Lol. So true. I love watching my parents do that.Originally posted by laurence82:> 11. You fight(literally) over who pays the dinner bill. -
wah.... can i join your parents if they go out for dinner? ha....Originally posted by neeyh:Lol. So true. I love watching my parents do that.
cham! like dat even more chinese liaoz.....
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Originally posted by laurence82:Neither do i associate myself with a paedo
Go bother your own flailing forum -
> b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
> leftover chicken wing.
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> 6. you don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but
> carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers and jam jars.
These 2 are contradictory.
> 18. If you don't live at home,when your parents call, they'll ask if
> you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
This is so true. -
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Hmm....
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Originally posted by neeyh:Lol. So true. I love watching my parents do that.
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its ok la. But if u r joining them for dinner, give me a buzz....Originally posted by sacredspirits:wah.... can i join your parents if they go out for dinner? ha....
cham! like dat even more chinese liaoz.....
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my kitchen cabinet full of empty containers...tupperware lah...pineapple tart containers lah, etc etc...i think if 1 day famine...the contaienrs can contain enough water to last us a week or so...ahhaha
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me oni admit this
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewellery or electronics or computers.
but it's bcos i am a lobang queen