WORLD CUP RULES!!!! **For Females Only* Must SEE~~!!!!!
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*castrates stellazio*Originally posted by stellazio:wtf..once every 4 years, and yet u ppl can go shopping anytime of the year.. how unfair..
once every 4 years MY fault ah? go blame yr stupid FIFA lor. My Formula 1 is soon going to run 20 times a year
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thats ALL they should beOriginally posted by udontknowme:hahaha...its an awesome way to make them be your SLAVE
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Originally posted by ^spidee^:
[b]List of Rules for Guys
1. I have every right to read only whatever I feel like, any time. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, I'll be out with my friends a lot; don't complain about not receiving any attention. Here's ten cents in case you need to phone someone who cares.
2. All your money is mine - without any exception.
3. I don't mind if we have to share the same bed after your game - as long as you do it without snoring or interrupting the awesome sex I'm having with someone else.
4. You are out of your mind if you expect me to have sex with you, stop spending your money, cook for you, wash up after you, do your laundry, or answer your calls. I will be too busy watching soccer and making out with my new boyfriend during half-times.
5. It would be a good idea for you to maintain a steady supply of sustenance because if you starve to death on the couch I won't be around to dial for help. And maybe you should keep an eye on your best friend -- I certainly will -- because he's hot.
6. Either love me regardless or don't love me at all. Remember, you will never ever know more about love than I do and this is why I am dumping you. The problem is not me... It's you.
7. You are welcome to join my friends and I for any number of shopping trips and you can talk to me but only if you're carrying my loot for me. In addition, please note I am saying 'shopping trips', hence do not use my new boyfriend as a nice cheesy excuse for a threesome. It won't happen.
8. Being treated well is very important. I don't care if I have done my hair or my nails yesterday; I want to be pampered again. Many times. I love your credit cards.
9. Tell your friends I'm single.
10. And looking.
11. Though rule #2 of this list still applies.
12. And finally, when you get your ass out of this house, please make sure you take your underwear along, because my new boyfriend is too well-equipped to use them.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Regards,
Your Ex-Girlfriend. [/b]
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hehe, tell me about it.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
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ohh no. u'r corrupted liao.Originally posted by ^spidee^:hehe, tell me about it.
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July 21st.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:ohh no. u'r corrupted liao.
when u coming back??!!
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okies!Originally posted by ^spidee^:July 21st.
and hows exams? -
Last paper next Tuesday!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:okies!
and hows exams? -
okies.Originally posted by ^spidee^:Last paper next Tuesday!
JIA JIA JIA YOU!!!!
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xie xie ni!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:okies.
JIA JIA JIA YOU!!!! 
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so funny