WORLD CUP RULES!!!! **For Females Only* Must SEE~~!!!!!
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Ohh My GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but kinda true...
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please follow the rules ladies -
hooray!
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Ugh.Originally posted by monoslayer:hooray! 
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u might as well not call gacky too..
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hanor... later kanna scold for calling to say i miss him.Originally posted by stellazio:u might as well not call gacky too.. 
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saw yesterday paper that dutch ladies have stand up a petition against world cup in their country... scary!
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but u can go to his hse and serve him beer and chips during matches..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hanor... later kanna scold for calling to say i miss him. -
Originally posted by 798:saw yesterday paper that dutch ladies have stand up a petition against world cup in their country... scary! crazed.
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dunwan.... *shake head*Originally posted by stellazio:but u can go to his hse and serve him beer and chips during matches.. -
Err.. i'll make some time for larling.. no worries..
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u dont want?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:dunwan.... *shake head*
i sacrifice myself and go then -
Buey pai leh
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Heyy you got the full version of that poster ? the one you posted like got cut at the sides. thanks
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so many rules. if ur woman leave you...dun complain hor...haha
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if girls did up a poster for GSS.. im quite sure it'd be 3 times of that rules.
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oh. this is the only one i've got from email.Originally posted by schoolworkphobia:Heyy you got the full version of that poster ? the one you posted like got cut at the sides. thanks -
wat is GSS?Originally posted by Ito_^:if girls did up a poster for GSS.. im quite sure it'd be 3 times of that rules. -
GAn SiLAng Sian....Originally posted by carpe diem jur:wat is GSS?
GREAT SINGAPORE SALE la...... wahahahahaha....... -
List of Rules for Guys
1. I have every right to read only whatever I feel like, any time. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, I'll be out with my friends a lot; don't complain about not receiving any attention. Here's ten cents in case you need to phone someone who cares.
2. All your money is mine - without any exception.
3. I don't mind if we have to share the same bed after your game - as long as you do it without snoring or interrupting the awesome sex I'm having with someone else.
4. You are out of your mind if you expect me to have sex with you, stop spending your money, cook for you, wash up after you, do your laundry, or answer your calls. I will be too busy watching soccer and making out with my new boyfriend during half-times.
5. It would be a good idea for you to maintain a steady supply of sustenance because if you starve to death on the couch I won't be around to dial for help. And maybe you should keep an eye on your best friend -- I certainly will -- because he's hot.
6. Either love me regardless or don't love me at all. Remember, you will never ever know more about love than I do and this is why I am dumping you. The problem is not me... It's you.
7. You are welcome to join my friends and I for any number of shopping trips and you can talk to me but only if you're carrying my loot for me. In addition, please note I am saying 'shopping trips', hence do not use my new boyfriend as a nice cheesy excuse for a threesome. It won't happen.
8. Being treated well is very important. I don't care if I have done my hair or my nails yesterday; I want to be pampered again. Many times. I love your credit cards.
9. Tell your friends I'm single.
10. And looking.
11. Though rule #2 of this list still applies.
12. And finally, when you get your ass out of this house, please make sure you take your underwear along, because my new boyfriend is too well-equipped to use them.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Regards,
Your Ex-Girlfriend. -
Heng@'s simple list of World Cup Rules for Men:
1) If you ever annoy me for any reason arising out of the World Cup
inclusive but not limited to:
- Your match being on the same time as something I want to watch
- Showing me a long face because some stupid team lost some stupid game in a stupid sport
- Taking up my fridge space with your cheap beer
- Not washing my dishes for me or sweeping the floor because there's a match on u want to watch
- Talking excessively to be about football, or trying to ask my opinions about who will be champion, like i care.
- Your TV volume not being on mute because i do NOT wish to hear the commentary
- You daring to wear any stupid team colours
You WILL lose your manhood, and be barred from World Cup for the rest of your life. That I allow you to watch even a few matches, is a privilege, not an entitlement. That I allow u to keep your manhood and remain intact is a privilege and not an entitlement too. Piss me off anytime and I'll revoke BOTH privileges.
its only 1 rule. not hard to follow -
Originally posted by HENG@:Heng@'s simple list of World Cup Rules for Men:
1) If you ever annoy me for any reason arising out of the World Cup
inclusive but not limited to:
- Your match being on the same time as something I want to watch
- Showing me a long face because some stupid team lost some stupid game in a stupid sport
- Taking up my fridge space with your cheap beer
- Not washing my dishes for me or sweeping the floor because there's a match on u want to watch
- Talking excessively to be about football, or trying to ask my opinions about who will be champion, like i care.
- Your TV volume not being on mute because i do NOT wish to hear the commentary
- You daring to wear any stupid team colours
You WILL lose your manhood, and be barred from World Cup for the rest of your life. That I allow you to watch even a few matches, is a privilege, not an entitlement. That I allow u to keep your manhood and remain intact is a privilege and not an entitlement too. Piss me off anytime and I'll revoke BOTH privileges.
its only 1 rule. not hard to follow -
Originally posted by udontknowme:
ellos cutie, like my rules for men? feel free to adopt it for yr own use -
wtf..once every 4 years, and yet u ppl can go shopping anytime of the year.. how unfair..Originally posted by HENG@:Heng@'s simple list of World Cup Rules for Men:
1) If you ever annoy me for any reason arising out of the World Cup
inclusive but not limited to:
- Your match being on the same time as something I want to watch
- Showing me a long face because some stupid team lost some stupid game in a stupid sport
- Taking up my fridge space with your cheap beer
- Not washing my dishes for me or sweeping the floor because there's a match on u want to watch
- Talking excessively to be about football, or trying to ask my opinions about who will be champion, like i care.
- Your TV volume not being on mute because i do NOT wish to hear the commentary
- You daring to wear any stupid team colours
You WILL lose your manhood, and be barred from World Cup for the rest of your life. That I allow you to watch even a few matches, is a privilege, not an entitlement. That I allow u to keep your manhood and remain intact is a privilege and not an entitlement too. Piss me off anytime and I'll revoke BOTH privileges.
its only 1 rule. not hard to follow -
hahaha...its an awesome way to make them be your SLAVEOriginally posted by HENG@:
ellos cutie, like my rules for men? feel free to adopt it for yr own use