8 children *joke*
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A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a
journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and
what their names were; she said 'Kelvin'.
'Right', he said, 'what about that blond one over there?
'Kelvin', she said.
'Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?'
'Kelvin', she said.
'Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball 'Kelvin', she said.
'Are all your boys called Kelvin?' he asked, 'isn't that terribly
complicated?'
'Not at all', she said, 'it makes everything very easy, actually.
When I shout: Kelvin, tea is ready!, they all come.
When I say: Kelvin, it's time for bed!, they all go to bed.
'I see'. But what if you want only one of them?
'No problem.' she answers.
'Then I call them by their surnames'. -
ROFL.
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think this is posted before..
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yeah got le, stan.Originally posted by shinta:think this is posted before..
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wea is the jokes thread???Originally posted by carpe diem jur:yeah got le, stan.
in jokes thread. -
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Actually, what happened to all the husbands?
Did anybody check the backyard for recent diggings? -
Originally posted by laurence82:Actually, what happened to all the husbands?
Did anybody check the backyard for recent diggings? -
two of them committed suicide, one in prison, one ran away, one was kiled in accident, one married her sister, one passed away of old age and the last one became her male baby-sitter.Originally posted by laurence82:Actually, what happened to all the husbands?
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http://noiseology.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=169101Originally posted by eg6stanley:wea is the jokes thread???
too many jokes le, but u might have read most of them before le. -
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This is just a joke..don't take it seriously.
A little boy
asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied,
"Look son, each of our names represents a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture - not like the white men, who simply repeat their names generation after generation.
Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, he was born on the day that the big white horse which gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp. That is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
"Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"
Just for a laugh.. -
True. I notice that American Indians and Chinese names can be very meaningful.Originally posted by king108: This is just a joke..don't take it seriously.
A little boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied,
"Look son, each of our names represents a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture - not like the white men, who simply repeat their names generation after generation.
Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, he was born on the day that the big white horse which gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp. That is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
"Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"
Just for a laugh.. -
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wa lau eh.....Originally posted by carpe diem jur:two of them committed suicide, one in prison, one ran away, one was kiled in accident, one married her sister, one passed away of old age and the last one became her male baby-sitter. -
ok ok.....Originally posted by carpe diem jur:http://noiseology.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=169101
too many jokes le, but u might have read most of them before le. -
wahahaaha....Kaoz.......Originally posted by king108: This is just a joke..don't take it seriously.
A little boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied,
"Look son, each of our names represents a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture - not like the white men, who simply repeat their names generation after generation.
Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, he was born on the day that the big white horse which gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp. That is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
"Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"
Just for a laugh..