Why men can pee standing up..
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ohh shit!!Originally posted by ^spidee^:i hope to surpass u someday, to be evil and not show evilness, the highest level of attainment.
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Originally posted by laurence82:u can start whipping spidee over there
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Originally posted by ^spidee^:
NOOoooooooooooooooo.... -
*ties spidee to the X-Frame*
now, where should i start whipping 1st? -
wat's the matter with my mods...Originally posted by laurence82:Then i will turn the other cheek by xiu lian Buddha's teachings, and ask u to fang xia tu dao, li di cheng fo
*tsk tsk tsk*
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*takes joss stick*Originally posted by HENG@:*ties spidee to the X-Frame*
now, where should i start whipping 1st?
*pray for spidee* "7th month coming... u dun haf to suffer very long down there before u can come out for a walk... i'll buy u chicken wings, roast duck rice, bla bla blah...." -
spidee is boi or ger? faster say. lidat easier to decide where to start whipping.
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whipping cream is used on dessertsOriginally posted by ^spidee^:
and for playing a prank on friends -
yah, i very innocent de..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:*falls off chair*
spare him... he's the last surviver of an innocent soul in noiseology.
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are you more gentle on boys or girls?Originally posted by HENG@:spidee is boi or ger? faster say. lidat easier to decide where to start whipping. -
i think he also cant decide he want be boi or ger.Originally posted by HENG@:spidee is boi or ger? faster say. lidat easier to decide where to start whipping. -
i will treat him wellOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:*falls off chair*
spare him... he's the last surviver of an innocent soul in noiseology. -
i like my roast duck rice with drumstick and lots of chilli..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:*takes joss stick*
*pray for spidee* "7th month coming... u dun haf to suffer very long down there before u can come out for a walk... i'll buy u chicken wings, roast duck rice, bla bla blah...." -
technically girls. but if u're a boy, once my abuse turns u into a ger, then i'll be gentle with u also.Originally posted by ^spidee^:are you more gentle on boys or girls? 
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err, wait! i mean a year ago...... now i not sure le...Originally posted by ^spidee^:yah, i very innocent de.. -
Originally posted by ^spidee^:are you more gentle on boys or girls?
diff kinda pain la. no diff on hard or softer strokes. -
ok... u wan cucumber?Originally posted by ^spidee^:i like my roast duck rice with drumstick and lots of chilli.. -
jiat lat...Originally posted by HENG@:technically girls. but if u're a boy, once my abuse turns u into a ger, then i'll be gentle with u also.
*light white candles for spidee* -
he? ok. spidee is a boiOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:i think he also cant decide he want be boi or ger. -
hm u mean there is a problem with carpe, stanley, gacky and lau?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:wat's the matter with my mods...
*tsk tsk tsk*
*shakes head*
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hmm, decisions decisions..Originally posted by HENG@:technically girls. but if u're a boy, once my abuse turns u into a ger, then i'll be gentle with u also. 
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hahaahar!!!!Originally posted by HENG@:he? ok. spidee is a boi -
no need. darling jur has told mi u're a boi.Originally posted by ^spidee^:hmm, decisions decisions.. *stalls for time while trying to undo this knot*
*aims square for the balls and whips spidee there* -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:err, wait! i mean a year ago...... now i not sure le...
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Originally posted by laurence82:hm u mean there is a problem with carpe, stanley, gacky and lau?
okok, i go tell them
is it my pc screen or is it my eyes or is it ur words? its getting foggy....