Why men can pee standing up..
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wtf...
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wtf
i knew it
spidee a gal
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Originally posted by stellazio:wtf...
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Come on, where's your sense of humour? I'm sure Gacky and KB would laugh at this..
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A woman went for brain surgery and the doc told her that bad news, he has to remove half a brain.
What happens when you do that?
Well you become a teenager. There are many things you need to learn.
It is ok then, she said, go ahead.
When she woke up after surgery the doc told her,
I am so sorry, we had to remove all your whole brain instead of half your brain.
So what happens now that you have removed my whole brain?
You are now a man. -
Originally posted by casino_king:A woman went for brain surgery and the doc told her that bad news, he has to remove half a brain.
What happens when you do that?
Well you become a teenager. There are many things you need to learn.
It is ok then, she said, go ahead.
When she woke up after surgery the doc told her,
I am so sorry, we had to remove all your whole brain instead of half your brain.
So what happens now that you have removed my whole brain?
You are now a man. -
A man and a woman rented a boat to go fishing...
They caught many fish and the man said: "We must remember this spot. This spot is good. Help me remember this spot"
The woman looked around and there was no unique landmarks. She realised that it was going to be difficult to locate the same spot again.
So she said : I don't think so we can locate this spot.
The man got angry and said: Use your brains woman!
So the woman sacarstically said: What do you want me to do? Draw an arrow down the side of the boat and say X marks the spot?
The man was really angry this time: I told you to use your brain didn't I? This is a rented boat, what if it is rented out to someone else? -
so funny. BUT SO TRUE!!!
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is that also the reason why men have 2 heads?
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How many woman does it takes to dig a hole for toilet? All you need is one woman to do the job well.
How many men? Actually only one also..... but
He will wait until the siht is coming out before he starts digging. -
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Presenting: The Sad Life of a D*ck
it aint easy being a d*ck
i got a head i cant think with
an eye i cant see out of
i have to hang around with two nuts all the time
my closest neighbour is a real @ssholes
my best friend is a pussy
and everytime i get excited, i throw up!
and worst of all, my owner beats me! -
Muahuahahaahar !!!
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hahar !!!Originally posted by casino_king:A woman went for brain surgery and the doc told her that bad news, he has to remove half a brain.
What happens when you do that?
Well you become a teenager. There are many things you need to learn.
It is ok then, she said, go ahead.
When she woke up after surgery the doc told her,
I am so sorry, we had to remove all your whole brain instead of half your brain.
So what happens now that you have removed my whole brain?
You are now a man.
This is a bloody gud one. -
i suspected so too.Originally posted by laurence82:wtf
i knew it
spidee a gal -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:i suspected so too.
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Originally posted by laurence82:wtf
i knew it
spidee a gal 
you sure?
then spidee, don't marry a ang moh man -
Originally posted by LinYu:
you sure?
then spidee, don't marry a ang moh man -
Originally posted by udontknowme:Presenting: The Sad Life of a D*ck
it aint easy being a d*ck
i got a head i cant think with
an eye i cant see out of
i have to hang around with two nuts all the time
my closest neighbour is a real @ssholes
my best friend is a pussy
and everytime i get excited, i throw up!
and worst of all, my owner beats me! -
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...reminds me of the movie "Hot Chick"