Alcohol VS Water
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Remember my thread on Beer VS Vagina?? heehee..
http://noiseology.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=179920
Here's another proven test that Alcohol is good too.
Water vs Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria
found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and
fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so.
It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
sh!t than to drink water and be full of it !!
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Oh dear, and Singapore water doesnt seems to come close to the filtering effort they done for beer
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ok, set. we'll have a all-beer outing after ur exams.Originally posted by laurence82:Oh dear, and Singapore water doesnt seems to come close to the filtering effort they done for beer
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we wld hv been dead after drinking water for hw many years...
esp athletes...
too much of anything is juz nt gd... -
Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:we wld hv been dead after drinking water for hw many years...
esp athletes...
too much of anything is juz nt gd... -
awww...
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Which explains why alcohol is more expensive. -
if your gut is full of bacteria but you're not getting sick, it's a good thing.
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i heard dat someone who drank so much water until his minerals gt flushed out n he passed out or died...
wonder if anyone heard this or noe any of this... -
yea i read about it too..some years back..Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:i heard dat someone who drank so much water until his minerals gt flushed out n he passed out or died...
wonder if anyone heard this or noe any of this... -
*gasp* oh goodness!!Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:i heard dat someone who drank so much water until his minerals gt flushed out n he passed out or died...
wonder if anyone heard this or noe any of this... -
teaches u nt to b so greedyOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:*gasp* oh goodness!! -
u organise horOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:ok, set. we'll have a all-beer outing after ur exams.
or push to spidee
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of all people you're asking a noob like me?Originally posted by laurence82:u organise hor
or push to spidee -
*me look at spidee join date*Originally posted by ^spidee^:of all people you're asking a noob like me?
what noob? -
beer-drinking noob.Originally posted by laurence82:*me look at spidee join date*
what noob? -
no lar, we all so teng u, wont make u drink beer larOriginally posted by ^spidee^:beer-drinking noob. -
yea, make me drink something more potent yah?Originally posted by laurence82:no lar, we all so teng u, wont make u drink beer lar -
u want, we can help u concoct somethingOriginally posted by ^spidee^:yea, make me drink something more potent yah? -
is appletini nice?Originally posted by laurence82:u want, we can help u concoct something -
sounds like a mix of apple juice and martini?Originally posted by ^spidee^:is appletini nice?
u want? i got martini at home -
i think it's vodka plus apple juice. i doubt i can take martini..Originally posted by laurence82:sounds like a mix of apple juice and martini?
u want? i got martini at home 
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almost same alcohol percent. doesnt make a diff, boy.Originally posted by ^spidee^:i think it's vodka plus apple juice. i doubt i can take martini..
where is Mr Bin (pronounced as Mr Bean??! hahar!) huh? disappeared for so long sia. -
beer makes me sleepy.
other stuff dont...
seriously, i cant take more than a can of beer man.