SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2001 at
1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love
affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, ! based
on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 da ys of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up thi=
s
offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I
hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of
acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However,
please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.
I also need to be assured that there is suffi! cient security with regards
to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.?I shall be
entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in
order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed o=
n
myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,?please reply on a=
n
urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
indications of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps, Samantha!*
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