Without Prejudice : BEER VS VAGINA
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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to
VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home
reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive
anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you
become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!
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lol..u copy straight from the bulettin board in myspace..haha..kinda funny thou
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Wat can i say.. no more beer for me. The last time i went home n puke n havent been feeling well since.
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You drank that much meh?Originally posted by Gackt247:
Wat can i say.. no more beer for me. The last time i went home n puke n havent been feeling well since. -
dun take it this way..Originally posted by laurence82:You drank that much meh?
what he meant was no more beer,means more vagina.. -
pls dont expose his liaisons with the three girls he met in MOS last monthOriginally posted by stellazio:dun take it this way..
what he meant was no more beer,means more vagina..
lolz -
Originally posted by laurence82:pls dont expose his liaisons with the three girls he met in MOS last month
lolz
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Picture of one of the three girls
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Che.. cartoons nia.. tot wat..Originally posted by laurence82:Picture of one of the three girls -
its a animated caricature of the real girl lar, the one who sat on your left hand sideOriginally posted by Gackt247:Che.. cartoons nia.. tot wat.. -
Originally posted by laurence82:its a animated caricature of the real girl lar, the one who sat on your left hand side
Got meh? dun anyhow say. -
nvm lar, i know u shyOriginally posted by Gackt247:
Got meh? dun anyhow say. -
the girl in denim skirt and white tube..u forget liao ar..Originally posted by Gackt247:
Got meh? dun anyhow say.
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wah beer vs vagina, wat other vs do we hav?
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/pukes
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well... lollipop vs pen!s..??! hahar !!!Originally posted by RaTtY81:wah beer vs vagina, wat other vs do we hav? -
ROFL.
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omgOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:well... lollipop vs pen!s..??! hahar !!!
which 1 taste better?
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it is....definitely............................. confidential.Originally posted by RaTtY81:omg
which 1 taste better? -
do u put ur dick in a beer bottle?
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tell lehOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:it is....definitely............................. confidential. -
got drunken prawns, drunken chicken y not drunken dickOriginally posted by FireIce:do u put ur dick in a beer bottle?