Get Your man to fill this up!
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following
period:
Time of return
Date:
Time of departure:
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the
stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak
to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile
after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for
a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if
permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me
the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer
Wine
Liquor
Total
Location: From: To:
Locations to be visited Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Females with whom conversation
is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I
promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic
dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of
the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
itÂ’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost
me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards
whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,
should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any
stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I
promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you
up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
Request is: APPROVED DENIED
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: -
ill rather turn gay.
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received this thru email 7 years ago...Originally posted by theAssepoester:APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following
period:
Time of return
Date:
Time of departure:
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the
stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak
to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile
after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for
a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if
permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me
the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer
Wine
Liquor
Total
Location: From: To:
Locations to be visited Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Females with whom conversation
is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I
promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic
dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of
the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
itÂ’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost
me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards
whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,
should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any
stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I
promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you
up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
Request is: APPROVED DENIED
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
old gold.
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This remind me of my dear old uncle, cousin of my dad
Wife so protective that the husband cannot even look at other women.
The last straw was when he had to look up at the female waitress at a wedding coz she was taking his order for food.
And she had to fume at this? Geez -
Originally posted by laurence82:This remind me of my dear old uncle, cousin of my dad
Wife so protective that the husband cannot even look at other women.
The last straw was when he had to look up at the female waitress at a wedding coz she was taking his order for food.
And she had to fume at this? Geez
time for sunglasses
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Damnit, if i were her.Originally posted by laurence82:This remind me of my dear old uncle, cousin of my dad
Wife so protective that the husband cannot even look at other women.
The last straw was when he had to look up at the female waitress at a wedding coz she was taking his order for food.
And she had to fume at this? Geez
I would have picked a blindman for a husband -
ah lau, soli ar,but after readin tis, im breakin off wit ur sisterOriginally posted by laurence82:This remind me of my dear old uncle, cousin of my dad
Wife so protective that the husband cannot even look at other women.
The last straw was when he had to look up at the female waitress at a wedding coz she was taking his order for food.
And she had to fume at this? Geez
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u sure its my sis u breaking off with?Originally posted by alexkusu:ah lau, soli ar,but after readin tis, im breakin off wit ur sister
ok, whats my sis bf name?
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u got sister meh??!! is she as evil as u?Originally posted by laurence82:u sure its my sis u breaking off with?
ok, whats my sis bf name? -
ooh btw, i used to haf a gf's nyt out version for this... i think its simply:
I'm going out.
sign: gf. -
more evilOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:u got sister meh??!! is she as evil as u?
all her past bf bought her ex gifts
i donch noe how
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