Why ARE Men Happier ?
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Why ARE Men Happier ?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Totally Agree !!!!
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well, i think a lot of us figured out that all we gotta do is to be happy and we will be
there is such joy and beauty in simplicity -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
Why ARE Men Happier ?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. (Not really true nowadays)
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. (Not TRUE .. philippine president)
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Not True)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (Gals can do tat to i dun mind do u?)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. (Definitely NOT TRUE)
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. (Fish tanks ? )
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. (THIS I AGREE
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Totally Agree !!!! -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
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[b]Why ARE Men Happier ?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
[size=large]The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Totally Agree !!!! [/size][/b] -
The Army has taught u wellOriginally posted by RaTtY81:i like this -
Originally posted by PlusONE:The Army has taught u well well u got the whole world under ur feet
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Haha.. boy am i lucky..
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We may not have strap problem, but we might have pubic hair problem
and it's painful sometimes too. ouch!! -
tats true n i believe its more unsightly than the strap problemOriginally posted by The man who was death:We may not have strap problem, but we might have pubic hair problem
and it's painful sometimes too. ouch!! -
Wax it off.Originally posted by The man who was death:We may not have strap problem, but we might have pubic hair problem
and it's painful sometimes too. ouch!!
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Now now, whats the name of the waxing again?
Boy-zilian? -
LET IT RIP!!!
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GoodOriginally posted by Gackt247:LET IT RIP!!!
My friend got recommend me one shop
I go bring u
then i no need dirty my hand to make u scream in pain -
Originally posted by laurence82:Good
My friend got recommend me one shop
I go bring u
then i no need dirty my hand to make u scream in pain
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yesh?Originally posted by Gackt247: -
we can screw,but not get screwed..
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Err...Originally posted by stellazio:we can screw,but not get screwed.. -
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Screw uOriginally posted by Gackt247:Err... -
A lil' more to add on...
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Foreplay is optional.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" -
Men are simple creatures.
And they are easily satisfied.
That's why the TV remote control was invented. -
correct, and lazy bums too... hahar !!Originally posted by charlize:Men are simple creatures.
And they are easily satisfied.
That's why the TV remote control was invented. -
Generalisations kills specifications