Women and Dogs -_-
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Why women are better than dogs:
It's socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman
Women look good in sweaters
Women leave the room to fart
Why dogs are better than women:
It's quite acceptable to call a dog "bitch"
Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you can sing really well
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're late
The later you are, the more pleased dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs understand that farts are funny
Dogs appreciate excess body hair
Anyone can get a good-looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
A dog's mood stays the same all month
Dogs never examine your relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs like beer
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and starts snapping at you incessantly, you can have it put down
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs don't buy Kenny G albums
Dogs never criticise
Dogs never expect presents
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get you point across
It's legal to keep a dog chained up
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about all the other dogs you've had
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
You never have to wait for a dog: they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewellery
Dogs can't talk
How dogs and women are alike:
They look stupid in hats
They can eat 5lb of chocolate in one sitting
They don't understand football
They don't believe that silence is golden
They're good at pretending they're listening to every word you say
You can never tell what they're thinking -
wrong, u can't feed a dog chocolate, u will kill it!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Why women are better than dogs:
It's socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman
Women look good in sweaters
Women leave the room to fart
Why dogs are better than women:
It's quite acceptable to call a dog "bitch"
Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you can sing really well
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're late
The later you are, the more pleased dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs understand that farts are funny
Dogs appreciate excess body hair
Anyone can get a good-looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
A dog's mood stays the same all month
Dogs never examine your relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs like beer
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and starts snapping at you incessantly, you can have it put down
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs don't buy Kenny G albums
Dogs never criticise
Dogs never expect presents
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get you point across
It's legal to keep a dog chained up
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about all the other dogs you've had
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
You never have to wait for a dog: they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewellery
Dogs can't talk
How dogs and women are alike:
They look stupid in hats
They can eat 5lb of chocolate in one sitting
They don't understand football
They don't believe that silence is golden
They're good at pretending they're listening to every word you say
You can never tell what they're thinking -
Some dogs play football!!!!!!
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they can eat... havent u heard of dog chocolates??Originally posted by Kenashi:wrong, u can't feed a dog chocolate, u will kill it!
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yeah, cannot aim lor... dunno what to do with that damn thing too !!Originally posted by The man who was death:Some dogs play football!!!!!!
Lollllllllllll !!