Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina
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Originally posted by laurence82:i would be lost and go back to sleep hoping that its all a dream
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cannot laff too muchOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:
then will have lots of wrinkles -
I duno whether UNDERAGE n EXPERIENCED can be categorised together.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:*sayang gackt's eyes*
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damn... i forgot my larling is...UNDERAGE !!!!!!
Anyway.. the above statement has no ulterior meaning.
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Adds character on my larling's face.. i like..Originally posted by laurence82:cannot laff too much
then will have lots of wrinkles
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How can that be? when she shields your eyes with a hug something's going to get in the way....Originally posted by Gackt247:Anyway.. the above statement has no ulterior meaning. -
OEI !! dun pollute my larling's innocent mind !!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:How can that be? when she shields your eyes with a hug something's going to get in the way....
larling........................ *hugx*
hahar !!!
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hallo??! if u'r underage i wonder where do u gain ur experiences from???!!Originally posted by Gackt247:I duno whether UNDERAGE n EXPERIENCED can be categorised together.
Anyway.. the above statement has no ulterior meaning.
so that means u........ *ahem* -
tao yan....................Originally posted by Gackt247:Adds character on my larling's face.. i like.. -
*me see noiseology turn into winter palace*
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Cushions..Originally posted by Kuali Baba:How can that be? when she shields your eyes with a hug something's going to get in the way.... -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:OEI !! dun pollute my larling's innocent mind !!
larling........................ *hugx*
hahar !!! -
Shhh.. dun expose our secret..Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hallo??! if u'r underage i wonder where do u gain ur experiences from???!!
so that means u........ *ahem* -
Hope it will freeze u to death.. talking abt banana split ice cream.Originally posted by laurence82:*me see noiseology turn into winter palace* -
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:
u forgot mention one thing, quickly go buy kotex
[b]the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1. finally find that damned g-spot! [/b] -
I dun think that would be wat men will think of 1st. Even so.. it'll probably be tampons.Originally posted by FBI:u forgot mention one thing, quickly go buy kotex -
quickly report to CMPB n show it to MO....exempted from NS
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chao keng..Originally posted by NT2:quickly report to CMPB n show it to MO....exempted from NS -
good one!Originally posted by NT2:quickly report to CMPB n show it to MO....exempted from NS -
ill be sad that i lost my trustable brother :/
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chao keng means u must serve NS but u dun want...Originally posted by Gackt247:chao keng..
this isnt