Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina
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the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1. finally find that damned g-spot!
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i dun tink i'll do any of those...
the top 10 things i wld do is...
1. say to myself, 'wtf?'
2. say to myself wif a louder tone, 'wtf?'
3. get up on my back n sit on the bed n say to myself, 'wtf?'
4. look arnd, look back at it n say wtf?
5. stand up n say wtf?
6. walk arnd, n say wtf?
7. wtf?
8. wtf?
9. wtf?
10. scream out loud, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! -
hahar !! dun bluff la... c'mon, admit it... lolOriginally posted by alwaysdisturbed:i dun tink i'll do any of those...
the top 10 things i wld do is...
1. say to myself, 'wtf?'
2. say to myself wif a louder tone, 'wtf?'
3. get up on my back n sit on the bed n say to myself, 'wtf?'
4. look arnd, look back at it n say wtf?
5. stand up n say wtf?
6. walk arnd, n say wtf?
7. wtf?
8. wtf?
9. wtf?
10. scream out loud, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! -
i can't imagine hvin to bleed every single mth for a few day...Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hahar !! dun bluff la... c'mon, admit it... lol
12 times a yr...n it goin on for at least 40 yrs of my life frm nw...
totally n absolutely nuts... -
Hmm, interestingly I am now currently reading a book abt hermaphrodite...
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What actuall done by women if they finds a penis
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:[b]the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1. finally find that damned g-spot! [/b][/quote]
wat man does if they find a vagina
[quote]Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:
i dun tink i'll do any of those...
the top 10 things i wld do is...
1. say to myself, 'wtf?'
2. say to myself wif a louder tone, 'wtf?'
3. get up on my back n sit on the bed n say to myself, 'wtf?'
4. look arnd, look back at it n say wtf?
5. stand up n say wtf?
6. walk arnd, n say wtf?
7. wtf?
8. wtf?
9. wtf?
10. scream out loud, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! -
hmm... right !!Originally posted by SBS9828X:What actuall done by women if they finds a penis
let mi try to fantasize first...
one thing for sure, i wun buy condom... eww !
i'd love to know how long does it take to recover from each orgasm !!
and...
FIND THAT DAMN G-SPOT !!! -
vagina only for a day, my dear....Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:i can't imagine hvin to bleed every single mth for a few day...
12 times a yr...n it goin on for at least 40 yrs of my life frm nw...
totally n absolutely nuts... -
in front got no birdie very uncomfortable
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that day must never ever happen to me.
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well, u think two piece of flesh infront ur chest very comfortable arh??Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:in front got no birdie very uncomfortable
hahar !!
there's clearly something very wrong with this society...
comfortable or not, u stil WANT it, dont u?? -
its a fantasy, my dear....Originally posted by dragg:that day must never ever happen to me.
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And FI can find out what's the big deal about blowjobs.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hmm... right !!
let mi try to fantasize first...
one thing for sure, i wun buy condom... eww !
i'd love to know how long does it take to recover from each orgasm !!
and...
FIND THAT DAMN G-SPOT !!! -
wat if woman woke up with a d!ck ?
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One more thing...they'll try to get someone to give them cunninglingus too.
Originally posted by carpe diem jur:the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1. finally find that damned g-spot! -
Find out how hard it is to pee when that thing is hard and finally understand why men pee all over the place.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hmm... right !!
let mi try to fantasize first...
one thing for sure, i wun buy condom... eww !
i'd love to know how long does it take to recover from each orgasm !!
and...
FIND THAT DAMN G-SPOT !!!
Thank you very much
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Eeeeeeeeeeee... MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
*Go wash eyes* -
seh bak jiam liao ahOriginally posted by Gackt247:Eeeeeeeeeeee... MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
*Go wash eyes* -
uncomfortable then why girls wan them big bigOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:well, u think two piece of flesh infront ur chest very comfortable arh??
hahar !!
there's clearly something very wrong with this society...
comfortable or not, u stil WANT it, dont u?? -
yeah right !!! that doesnt need much practice.Originally posted by The man who was death:Find out how hard it is to pee when that thing is hard and finally understand why men pee all over the place.
Thank you very much -
*sayang gackt's eyes*Originally posted by Gackt247:Eeeeeeeeeeee... MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
*Go wash eyes*
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damn... i forgot my larling is...UNDERAGE !!!!!! -
precisely !!! men too !!Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:uncomfortable then why girls wan them big big -
i wouldn't be pleased with screwing myself..
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i would be lost and go back to sleep hoping that its all a dream
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their Left & Right hand would be defame of dedexterity