That's something bad about advance technology!!!!
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hug."
Customer: "Haloo, can I order ..."
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose smart card number, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on .... 6102049998-45-54610"
Operator: "OK ... you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17
Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4123456, your office 7654 3210
and your mobile is 9 1234567. "
Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are connected to the Main CRM system Sir"
Customer: "I want Seafood Pizza ..."
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "Why?!"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high
blood pressure and an even higher cholesterol level Sir" >
Customer: "What? ... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know I will like it?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien
Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK, I give up ... Give me three family sized ones
then. How much will that cost?
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year" "That's not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and
withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle.."
Customer: " What?!"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a
Kawasaki ,... registration number E1123 ..."
Customer: "*'!^ *#?@%^**%^I7*
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th
July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language at a
policeman ... "
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing ... by the way ... aren't you giving me that 3
free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
you're also a diabetic ....... "