crunchy birdddddddd!!!!!
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john walk into a bar sees a weird looking bird. he ask the owner wat bird was tat.
"oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied.
"y its called crunchy bird???" ask john.
"u will noe in a moment. crunchy bird, the magazine." the owner said.
within seconds, the magazine was shred apart into pieces by the bird's sharp claws n beak.
"wow tats impressive!" john said.
another stout looking man entered the bar.
"wats tat idiotic looking bird doing over here?" the man said
"oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied.
laughing the man said, "crunchy bird? my as$." -
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I catch no balls..
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crunchy bird will destroy watever thing said after his name.
for eg, crunchy bird, the magazine n the bird shreds the magazine. now the man said crunchy bird my as$ u can guess the rest -
This is a similar joke to a XXX one i've heard. -
haha...
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instead of as$ its a d!ck?Originally posted by Gackt247:
This is a similar joke to a XXX one i've heard.
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The version I heard involved a voodoo dildo and a policeman's arse.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:The version I heard involved a voodoo dildo and a policeman's arse.
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Oh yeah.... my platoon mate once told that joke to my entire platoon during a talk-c*ck session.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:The version I heard involved a voodoo dildo and a policeman's arse.
My platoon sergeant (a female, mind you) laughed her head off. -
lol!!!!!!
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