IF I DIED WOULD YOU....?
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WIFE: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED? WOULD YOU MARRY
AGAIN?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: -_-"
HUSBAND: Shit -
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this is really good.
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eh... the hubby want to marry left hand ah, is this what the joke is abt??
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aiyo... is got mistress....Originally posted by The man who was death:eh... the hubby want to marry left hand ah, is this what the joke is abt??
mistress left-handed... -
ohh didn't read properlyOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:aiyo... is got mistress....
mistress left-handed...
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you cannot get it?it means the hubby already got mistress..Originally posted by The man who was death:eh... the hubby want to marry left hand ah, is this what the joke is abt?? -
mai karn cheong.Originally posted by The man who was death:ohh didn't read properly -
Old but still good.
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X 2Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Old but still good. -
wee, she is a leftie
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wat is it about leftie??! u'r so fascinated by anything far left... so strange...Originally posted by laurence82:wee, she is a leftie -
so that i can achieve far left nirvanaOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:wat is it about leftie??! u'r so fascinated by anything far left... so strange...