When Men Dun Listen !!!! Hahahaahar~~~~
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each
time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned
him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked
buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he
disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of
him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of
Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he
pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet
bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with
these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable
Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused,
he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the
last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you
pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button." -
LOL!
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isn't there a last part about his sexual organ under his pillow?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each
time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned
him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked
buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he
disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of
him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of
Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he
pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet
bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with
these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable
Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused,
he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the
last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you
pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button." -
Now that's good joke...
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dun haf leh.... u post pls?!Originally posted by hisoka:isn't there a last part about his sexual organ under his pillow? -
The joke not very new leh.. but larling say de.. so very funny..
