KBB gotta kill mi for this blonde joke... Hahar !!
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I better run before he finds mi....
so sorry kikq, but this joke's really funny though... hahar !!!
The rest of u guys, ENJOY !!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these
Corn Flakes back in the box." -
I've heard this one before. *Sharpens a kris*
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Wait wait wait, bro, u cant slaughter ur sister-in-law !!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:I've heard this one before. *Sharpens a kris*
heez...
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Who said I was going to do that?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Wait wait wait, bro, u cant slaughter ur sister-in-law !!
heez... 
*Kris breaks due to rust* And I paid a lot for this! Stupid dealer!
Looks like I have to catch you with my bare hands... *Starts sprinting towards Jur*
4000th post!
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dumb blondes
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where is horoscope updates?Originally posted by BabyLover: -
Are you testing me?Originally posted by alexkusu:dumb blondes -
me? *hurt look*Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Are you testing me?
why would i do such a thing?
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update liaos lah.. kaki go cOriginally posted by alexkusu:where is horoscope updates? -
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Ah bro's clone ah?Originally posted by KBB: -
muahahhahahhahhaa
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how about this one...
4 blondes were drinking heavily celebrating.. high-fives and shouting "3 months!! just 3 months!!"
after another round of drinks, they went again "THREE MONTHS!! ONLY THREE MONTHS!!"
puzzled, the waiter asked "what's with the "3 months"?"
one of them pulled out a jigsaw puzzle and gushed, "the box says 3 to 5 years.. and we did it in only three months!!" -
WTF....discrimination..i love blondes ok..
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Dunno who he is.Originally posted by Gackt247:Ah bro's clone ah?
*Casts spells which puts the evil banana in a layer of batter and a kuali full of hot oil...goreng pisang* -
tap mana, cast shield charmsOriginally posted by Kuali Baba:Dunno who he is.
*Casts spells which puts the evil banana in a layer of batter and a kuali full of hot oil...gorng pisang* -
*Runs away with 2 tubs of Bear's B&J ice-cream*
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wats bj?Originally posted by Kuali Baba:*Runs away with 2 tubs of Bear's B&J ice-cream*
i hope its not wat i think it is.. -
Ben and Jerry'sOriginally posted by alexkusu:wats bj?
i hope its not wat i think it is.. -
them ice cream tubs you got?
dunno what's inside..
sis ate them all already -
ohOriginally posted by laurence82:Ben and Jerry's -
She must have bought new ones. They've got weight and don't make noise when moved.Originally posted by the Bear:them ice cream tubs you got?
dunno what's inside..
sis ate them all already -
SUPPER TIME!!!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:She must have bought new ones. They've got weight and don't make noise when moved. -
*Digs into a cup of panna cotta while waiting for the next person to laugh.*