Joke: Decoration only...??!
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only...
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Do you tell blonde jokes in Singapore?
My apologies to Nick and Kris for telling this again.
A blonde and her husband are in bed sleeping when the phone rings at 3 in the morning. She answers, listens for a moment and says, "How do you expect me to know? that's 200km from here", then hangs up. Her husband says, "Who was that sweetheart"? She says, "I don't know, some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear". -
hahahaahar !!!Originally posted by skid:
Do you tell blonde jokes in Singapore?
My apologies to Nick and Kris for telling this again.
A blonde and her husband are in bed sleeping when the phone rings at 3 in the morning. She answers, listens for a moment and says, "How do you expect me to know? that's 200km from here", then hangs up. Her husband says, "Who was that sweetheart"? She says, "I don't know, some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear". -
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