The Differences~!! This is true la... LoLx !
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you
fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of
Missing persons.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at
night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward...
backward....forward..stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and
Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,where
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LOL nice one ... u really go and research ? so find the answer ?
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research what???Originally posted by furideriku:LOL nice one ... u really go and research ? so find the answer ?
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where u get 1 ah -
why ratty wanna know?? hee hee...Originally posted by RaTtY81: where u get 1 ah 
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I didint know carpe is so...
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because funny maOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:why ratty wanna know?? hee hee... -
simi??Originally posted by shade343:I didint know carpe is so... -
k lah... emails lor...Originally posted by RaTtY81:because funny ma -
Wei wei wei.. where r u getting at.. dun make me burn u..Originally posted by shade343:I didint know carpe is so...
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I dont know I dont know...Originally posted by Gackt247:Wei wei wei.. where r u getting at.. dun make me burn u.. -
HORNY, PERVERTED, SEX ADDICT!!Originally posted by shade343:I didint know carpe is so...
oh no...did i think that out loud? my bad -
*rubs hands*Originally posted by shade343:I dont know I dont know...
U SURE???!!
*take out chopper*
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ooh... u oni got two right !! LoLx !! but no prize for guessing...Originally posted by alexkusu:HORNY, PERVERTED, SEX ADDICT!!
oh no...did i think that out loud? my bad -
Oh really? Oh well, up to me to give u your prize thenOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:ooh... u oni got two right !! LoLx !! but no prize for guessing... 
I see u tonite at 8pm ok? My place or yours
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lolx... i'm busy today at 8pm leh... hmm... another day ok?? pls tek queue number... thank Q !!Originally posted by alexkusu:Oh really? Oh well, up to me to give u your prize then
I see u tonite at 8pm ok? My place or yours
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
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Q: What makes a happy man?Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of
Missing persons.
dis is my favourite though...