Dark In Here....
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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OMFG~!!!! this is soo funny...
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glad that u liked...Originally posted by Pr|nCeSsNeZz:OMFG~!!!! this is soo funny...
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jur, so early still not slping?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:glad that u liked... -
ooh i cant sleep last nyt... til dis morning 5plus and now i juz wake... sorta following USA timing...Originally posted by kentheman:jur, so early still not slping? -
Haha !
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hie xiao jun... new here arh?Originally posted by Xiao Jun:Haha ! -
Haha! Yep yep!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:hie xiao jun... new here arh?
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Aiyo..
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refresh
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Muahahahahaha
Boy: I have one marble, u want?
Man: No, why the fug I would want one?
Boy: My dad is outside u know.
Man: Uhhhh, ok. How much?
Boy: One marble for $1K.
Man: -__-" Ok. *sweats*
Boy: Hang on... I just found another 10 marbles.
Man: *wets pants* -
Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Muahahahahaha
Boy: I have one marble, u want?
Man: No, why the fug I would want one?
Boy: My dad is outside u know.
Man: Uhhhh, ok. How much?
Boy: One marble for $1K.
Man: -__-" Ok. *sweats*
Boy: Hang on... I just found another 10 marbles.
Man: *wets pants* muahuahaahaahr !!!!!!!!! -
Classic Bassie..Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Muahahahahaha
Boy: I have one marble, u want?
Man: No, why the fug I would want one?
Boy: My dad is outside u know.
Man: Uhhhh, ok. How much?
Boy: One marble for $1K.
Man: -__-" Ok. *sweats*
Boy: Hang on... I just found another 10 marbles.
Man: *wets pants* -
i just realise sth... all carpe's jokes are sexual...reflects whats on her mind huh? tsk tsk...
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*cheeky grin*Originally posted by alexkusu:i just realise sth... all carpe's jokes are sexual...reflects whats on her mind huh? tsk tsk...
u oni got half correct... -
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*cheeky smile*Originally posted by carpe diem jur:*cheeky grin*
u oni got half correct...
I come by your place for the other half ok!
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Originally posted by alexkusu:*cheeky smile*
I come by your place for the other half ok! 
