SEX Story
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So today I went to the botanic gardens. The weather was quite hot, so I drank the water from the water cooler. Drank too much, and see too much greenery, and also too much sunlight. So felt a bit dizzy, decide to go to the toliet nearby.
Walk walk walk, finally reach the toliet.
Suddenly.. I heard funny sounds coming from the handicap toliet.
*Ergghh~ Errgghhh~*
*oooooo~ oooooo~*
*Ah ah ah ah ah ah*
I tio stunned. I quickly knock on the door, asking whether everything's okay bo. I suddenly heard screams that sound orgasmic to me:
"Ooooo Ahhh Ahhh ahhhh Ooo Ahhh Ahh Ahhh~*
Wah I ta bo le tahan, I die also must expose their indecent behavior, so I attempted to push open the toliet door, which, to my amazement, wasn't locked!!!!
The door swung open... And guess what I saw inside?
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Two monkeys having wild sex :P
*Ooo Ahh Ahh Ahh~*
here, have my banana, its pretty tasty :PpP
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Sure anot lol ><
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Originally posted by Eunice Huihui:
Sure anot lol ><
as sure as a gorilla ;) hahaha
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lol anti climax
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orgy sex
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every sex story starts from sex and ends with sex
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i give you A*. <clap clap clap clap> More please.
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Once upon a time, I was in my secondary school, alone.
At least, I assumed I was alone...
I took a walk down the corridor past my classroom.
Suddenly... Got a soft whisper...
"Don't... Don't... I'm scared..."
I... immediately cock stand. "What the hell? someone else is still in school? Got many balls sia that person"
I inched up to my class window, and slowly push down the shutters...
Lying on the floor was a fellow classmate, named Siying, with another classmate called Long, on top of her.
I can't believe my eyes! "OMG. The school flower and the bloody cassanova bastard was hiding in the school classroom doing hanky panky stuff"
I quickly whip out my trusty iPhone 2 and turned back up to try to aim into the shutters...
After like what seemed an eternity of orgasmic sounds and grunting noises, I decide to back away and collect my spoils of war.
I stop recording and quickly tip toe away.
After exiting the school gates, I took out my iPhone 2 and excitedly look into the videos section.
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What I saw in the video... Gave me the chills...
Two paper dolls made during origami class this morning were having sex.
o.o
They are watching.
0.o
o.0
(#)%(#)
Enjoying the spasm? :D HEHEHEHEHE
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I like firm bananas.
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Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
I like firm bananas.
Ever tried some bitter gourd?
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Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
I like firm bananas.
I need someone to help me peel the skin off ^^
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Originally posted by AYYX:
Ever tried some bitter gourd?
Oh .. Yummy ..
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Originally posted by Freedomwithaprice:
I need someone to help me peel the skin off ^^
Is it that tough ? I like ripping off the tip of the banana .... and then tearing the skin off. I'f I'm having a bad day, I may even snap the banana in half ;)
Pants down ?
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Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
Is it that tough ? I like ripping off the tip of the banana .... and then tearing the skin off. I'f I'm having a bad day, I may even snap the banana in half ;)
Pants down ?
WOAH! I was being generous to share some good ol' source of potassium and vitamins, but I guess not! :D
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Originally posted by Freedomwithaprice:
WOAH! I was being generous to share some good ol' source of potassium and vitamins, but I guess not! :D
I wasn't feeling penis friendly when I responded.
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Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
I wasn't feeling penis friendly when I responded.
Craving for abalone then?
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Originally posted by XxYaNxX:
I wasn't feeling penis friendly when I responded.
Must be one heck of a rotten banana encounter you had. Go squish it, here's a plier!