Talk Dirty
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Man wants to buy condom.
Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for size ?
Man : Sure !
Salesgirl : Give him 'M' ! Wait, give him 'L' !
Wait, give him 'XL' ! Oh, shit ! Give me a tissue !!!
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One night, a husband can't sleep. He said : Darling, I can't sleep tonight, let's have sex.
The wife said : Fuck you, you think my "cibai" is a sleeping pill ?
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"Female sounds" during sex with different sizes :
1 inch "HUH" ?
2 inch "HAAAY" !
3 inch "OH MY" !
4 inch "OHUUMN" !
5-6 inch "AAHHH" !
7-8 inch "OUUCCH" !
9-10 inch "KAN NI NA LAA PAAAAAAAAIN" !!!!!
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A girl looks at a man's tattoo :-
NIKE on his arms;
REEBOK on his legs;
She screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis !
Relax" he said, "When it grows it becomes ADIDAS !"
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What does it mean when a girl offers
PEPSI to a guy :
P : Please
E : Enter
P : Penis
S : Slowly
I : Inside
Ahh....... Shiok....
ASK FOR MORE.....!!!
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Wrong forum.
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Ya wrong forums
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wah laus!
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hahaa....interesting`
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lol.
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WTF!
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Nice one! haha. laughed at 2 of them! hahah!
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haha okay no not really funny.
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HAHAHA!
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reading again, makes me laugh.
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HAHAHAHAHAH very funny!
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